This thread is the funniest thing ever. I can still make myself laugh by remembering the original premise, and the immediate reply suggesting "Reverse Bukakke Bear".

What other permutations are possible?

Bukakke Walrus? Too cold, no wood.

Bukakke Gerbil? Poorly conceived, the poor thing asphyxiated after only 2 dozen shots.

Bukakke Goldfish? Damn thing swims around too much, impossible to hit the target.

Bukakke Rattlesnake? Green light this right away.
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