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There is nothing I hate more than these commie bastards telling me how to live my life. If I wanted to wait in line to buy toilet paper I'd move to Czechoslovakia.

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If I had the cash and wanted to buy me a whore, I'd move to Czechoslovakia.

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It's an ex-commie country, whores shouldn't cost more that 50 rubles each, max.

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Cool!!

Once I get well I'll get a plane ticket to Prague.

I can buy a whole stable of whores with the change still have in a jar! Then I'll get them to pull a sled to the Ukraine and pick up a dozen "Ukes"-to-Go!!