why not have 50 parolees try to jerk off onto a kodiak bear tethered to maybe a 25-foot rope? yes, some would get mauled to death naked and trying to ejaculate onto a huge, angry bear but it'd be entertaining, no?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits