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#192163 - 09/10/06 11:02 AM
bukakke bear?
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Porn Jesus
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why not have 50 parolees try to jerk off onto a kodiak bear tethered to maybe a 25-foot rope? yes, some would get mauled to death naked and trying to ejaculate onto a huge, angry bear but it'd be entertaining, no?
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#192165 - 09/10/06 11:18 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#192166 - 09/10/06 12:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not surprised you knew just where to get that
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#192170 - 09/10/06 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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RyanKnox meet reviewerboy, I normally don't approve of double bottom relationships but you two truly deserve each other.
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#192172 - 09/10/06 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll give you the one on the right, but the one on the left needs the broccoli chest tattoo to be realistic.
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#192174 - 09/10/06 02:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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you suck the shit off of Ryan Knox's dick, but he sucks the shit off of yours so I guess it all works out in the end.
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#192175 - 09/10/06 03:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/07/06
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Have2gay, do you approve?
I know that you don't usually approve of double bottom relationships, but I'm hoping that, in your expert gay opinion, you approve.
Seeing as you like to approve various gay relationships and all.
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#192176 - 09/10/06 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Have2gay, do you approve?
of you and Ryan? well faggots need love too so what the fuck.
I heared, two time Oscar award winning actor Tom Hanks was a married man, is this just more of your out loud homosexual fantasizing? I say yeeessss.
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#192178 - 09/10/06 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You just keep going and going and going and going......
that's what you're mom says anyway
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Interesting sentiment though, cause I thought in your world all gays should be rounded up and gassed. Apparently the liberal side of you is shining through. No worries mate, I'll keep working on you and before long you'll almost be a human being.
I've noticed that only people who have a problem with homosexuals get as upset as you at being called one. I think we are seeing your conservative side either that or you are just a closet dweller. You need to ask yourself, why does being called gay upset me so?
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#192179 - 09/10/06 08:31 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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reviewerboy=melb_mat, please 
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#192182 - 09/11/06 05:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Hate to break the news to you hippie liberal douche bags, but, war, famine, and suffering are part of the human condition and will never be eradicated no matter how many joints you smoke, anti-war rallies you attend or hands you hold while "tooling" around the interstate in your VW vans. As far as my own fights go, you're the ones who need the help. Perhaps someone here will take up your cause, but I doubt it, although many people on this board are liberal no one likes associating themselves with absolute wastes of human beings. metal church please go here learn it, know it, love it.
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#192184 - 09/11/06 06:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Say whatever you want you animal murdering fascist. You are just an internet board bully. YOU ARE A TRUE REPUBLICAN. 
Actually I'm a registered Independent. I don't like anyone telling me how to vote especially foreign filth like you.
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#192186 - 09/11/06 06:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Atleast i live in freedom.Your american trash with your ted bundy avatar. You are the douchebag you conservative bastard.
Communism does not equal freedom, and you sir are a communist.
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#192187 - 09/11/06 06:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Communisim has not been hier since 1989 you fucking hick.
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#192188 - 09/11/06 06:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Communisim has not been hier since 1989 you fucking hick.
Then why do you still follow it? Shouldn't you be in line at Red Square waiting to suck Lenin's preserved penis with the rest of your heathen comrades?
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#192192 - 12/28/06 05:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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There is nothing I hate more than these commie bastards telling me how to live my life. If I wanted to wait in line to buy toilet paper I'd move to Czechoslovakia.
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#192194 - 12/28/06 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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There is nothing I hate more than these commie bastards telling me how to live my life. If I wanted to wait in line to buy toilet paper I'd move to Czechoslovakia.
If I had the cash and wanted to buy me a whore, I'd move to Czechoslovakia.
It's an ex-commie country, whores shouldn't cost more that 50 rubles each, max.
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#192196 - 12/28/06 03:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
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I can buy a whole stable of whores with the change still have in a jar! Then I'll get them to pull a sled to the Ukraine and pick up a dozen "Ukes"-to-Go!!
Throw in some donkeypunching and this would make an interesting porn flick 
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#192198 - 02/17/07 04:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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This thread is the funniest thing ever. I can still make myself laugh by remembering the original premise, and the immediate reply suggesting "Reverse Bukakke Bear".
What other permutations are possible?
Bukakke Walrus? Too cold, no wood.
Bukakke Gerbil? Poorly conceived, the poor thing asphyxiated after only 2 dozen shots.
Bukakke Goldfish? Damn thing swims around too much, impossible to hit the target.
Bukakke Rattlesnake? Green light this right away.
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