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I took my boy to the D-Backs game where Brandon Webb threw a one-hit shutout against the fuckin' Cardinals in under two hours. Put the kids to bed, nailed my old lady, and now I'm sittin' here with a joint in my mouth.

How you doin'?





I was busy nailing some old lady while her husband and kid were at a baseball game, actually.

*Kidding, of course. All hail Floof and his Tom Cruise avatar!*