i'm calling you a fraud. in fact, i've been calling you that since you first showed up here with that ridiculous picture of yourself with sunglasses and money coming out of your wasteband holding a cigar.

you classless lunatic.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits