Sex-With-Corpse Scheme Busted

Woman's obituary photo spurred Wisconsin trio's grave robbery attempt

SEPTEMBER 6--When Nicholas Grunke last week spotted a newspaper photo of Laura Tennessen, the Wisconsin man apparently became so smitten that he plotted a rendezvous with the 20-year-old woman. But the photo Grunke saw accompanied an August 29 obituary of Tennessen, who died in a motorcycle accident. Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother Alex and a friend, 20-year-old Dustin Radke, to rob Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse. Details of the trio's degenerate scheme are contained in a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Grant County Circuit Court. A copy of the document can be found here. In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery. The necrophilia plot was disrupted Saturday night when police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville, where Tennessen is buried. When confronted by a cop, an "very nervous" Alex Grunke admitted to the grave robbing scheme, noting that his cohorts were then digging up Tennessen's coffin. When police arrived at the gravesite, Nicholas Grunke and Radke were gone, though cops noticed that a hole had been dug down to the concrete vault encasing the woman's coffin, according to the complaint. Nicholas Grunke and Radke were later arrested while walking about eight miles from the cemetery. The men are each facing sexual assault and theft charges that could land them in prison for more than five years. Though bail has been set at $1000 apiece for the Grunke brothers and $1500 for Radke, the men remain in custody at the Grant County Jail, where the below mug shots were snapped.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html


Pictured from top to bottom are Nicholas Grunke, his brother Alex, and Radke.

'Dude...my brother saw this picture of this hot dead chick in the obituary section of the paper. We're gonna go dig her up and fuck her corpse...you down?'

'Yeah, fuck it...why not?'



I would actually like to see a picture of this girl, just to see what level of attractiveness she possessed that was sufficient to make these freaks want to dig her up and jump her recently-deceased bones.

Say, what do you think the future employment prospects are for these guys now they have records for attempted necrophilia?

If they beat the rap, I'll be looking for them at Jeff's next bukkake.

hey dumbfuck, long time no hear.

how you holding up you stupid fucking piece of shit kickin' hick?

At least I don't have a man crush on Ryan Knox.

You have a man crush on my dead grandfather?

Have2cit, every time we fight the terrorists win. You know this!

Look at this pic of Building 7 a block away from the twin towers. See, look what the terrorists did. We can't allow that to happen again, so I'm calling a love truce.

you are the terrorist

here's a picture of your asshole. so you really can anally encapsulate a fire hydrant, well that's something isn't it?

Hot!

pathetic, but it's not like you're capable of being anything else.

Lots of guys like to enjoy a cold one with their friends, but not in this way.

See, Phlog is here now. Thank god!

Now that's a right winger with some wit and class.

Have2cit has about as much wit and intelligence as a fucking child on a candy fix. Replace Mine mine mine mine with Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan and you have the makings of a Have2cit post. It's like arguing with Forest Gump for chirssakes.

At least the corpse was female. Otherwise the whole thing would be perverted.

For Plog, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Have2cit, huh?

Tranny? Ariana is a lady!

Could a trannny do this? I don't think so!



And with such class?

made in Brazil

arianna is sooooo hot!

Fuckin A Jamesn.

Hey, is that your old lady in the pic? Thanks for sharing. Awesome stuff.

Any good AJ stories this week? AJ going Tyson on Roy Karch was pretty dope, except that you failed to mention why. The other stuff about her wanting to shoot up with a homeless dude was cherry. It makes no fucking sense, but shiiiii it was cherry, yo.

For the record, Ariana does not do drugs -- it says so on her MySpace profile.



Why would Ariana lie?

Who benefits from her lie?

And who has the power to cover it up?

That's the real question.

If XXXPT were a body you would be it's prolapsed colon.

At least I know the cameras would be on me.

You however would be that shit nugget floating at the bottom of the bowl that just wouldn't flush away.

your girlfriend?

if I'm the shit nugget that makes you the piece of corn embedded in it.

can I douse you in gasoline light you on fire then put it out with a bat? I tell you what I'll use bio-diesel, but just for you.

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton, looking at "Juanita," a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum

Boy, I miss Bubba!

Chico, the whole 'shit nugget' thing was something that Sean Michaels (I think?) called Owen Hart during one of their feuds. Back in the day Owen 'I just broke your neck' Hart was really good at playing up his annoying fuck character, sorta like Have2cit here.

I used the term out of respect.