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#190578 - 09/07/06 03:31 PM I like Chicken Master very much.
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Apparently he can't bear to hear this so I must use this venue to make it known. I hope airing this in Monkey's Cage doesn't taint the sincerity of my sentiment or nullify it or something. The disclaimering description of this particular board makes me kind of confused but I intuitively sense this is the right place to lay this out. I apologize for stealing precious seconds or minutes from your monstrous lives.

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#190579 - 09/07/06 03:42 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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I'm not sure Chickenmaster wants us to like him but hell, I like him too.

He has a signature now that says something like "I am job." This confuses me because though the Biblical Job had many trials and tribulations none of his were brought about by his own actions. In fact, all his troubles were because of wagers between God and Satan.

Clearly Chickenmaster is not as innocent, or as loyal as Job.

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#190580 - 09/07/06 08:44 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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Funny you should mention the battle between god and Satan. I was just thinking of decimating the smoke and mirror effects of a certain poster on this board, but I don't know if I can bring myself to do it. The circumstances and the way it was brought to my attention feels so subversive, and this person has done nothing to me. I would rather this person slip up on their own, but in a way I'm torn between instant gratification and the joy of letting things bloom and wilt like a flower on a hot day. The battle that would ensue would be a board equivalent of the battle between god and Satan, but not good and evil. I might just let it go and let everyone enjoy their opinions of this person while I laugh. I imagine this is how Burglar must feel; for all this shit I say about him, I have to respect him.

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#190581 - 09/07/06 09:16 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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If you think the above post is about you, sound off. Remember, I cant lie.

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#190582 - 09/07/06 09:18 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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Spill it, foo!
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#190583 - 09/07/06 09:23 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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I'm pretty sure it isn't about me. After all Melissa Ashley and Garfield call me Boringyo.

I think you're just trying to deflect attention from yourself because you suck at accepting praise- even when it's from people on pornboards like Windsock and Bornyo.

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#190584 - 09/07/06 09:28 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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It's me. I'm really smartt.

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#190585 - 09/07/06 09:33 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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i want to watch chickenmaster stab someone in the heart with a stingray tonight. make it happen.
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#190586 - 09/08/06 02:05 AM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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I'm certain it is me. Coincidences of this sort are signs from God. I'm leaving for work shortly hungover and will be sulking over this all day. Do it and make it quick, sir. It's kind of a relief really. The epic battle is only in mine mind because I'm already half dead up there.
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#190587 - 09/08/06 04:07 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much.
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#568273 - 09/21/12 05:05 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: windsock]
Bornyo Offline
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I've been looking for an old thread I made but cannot find where I 'shopped various hats on mope Justin Syder's head but can't find it. But I did find this.

Things used to be a lot deeper around here.

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#568278 - 09/21/12 05:12 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: loopnode]
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Originally Posted By: loopnode
wtf?
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#568282 - 09/21/12 05:45 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I've been looking for an old thread I made but cannot find where I 'shopped various hats on mope Justin Syder's head but can't find it. But I did find this.


You mean these?





Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Things used to be a lot deeper around here.


Agreed.

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#568284 - 09/21/12 05:56 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: windsock]
Bornyo Offline
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That's the thread! My personal favorite was the testicle-head but yeah, that's it. I had no clue what the thread title was and now I see Conky started the thread so my search was hopeless.



Thanks for finding that. I was too proud to ask. I did find some good stuff in the search.

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#568285 - 09/21/12 05:57 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: windsock]
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I like the Strawberry Shortcake one.

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#568286 - 09/21/12 06:14 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Thanks for finding that. I was too proud to ask. I did find some good stuff in the search.


You did. The least of Travis' threads is better than what's going on now of days.

There was another good Justin Syder therad I found looking for that. Not only was it deeper back then, but we had much more interesting villains as well. I think that in the Donkey's quest to be the ultimate porn board bad guy he lowered the bar for everything.

I reckon we all died a little in that war.

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#568293 - 09/21/12 07:00 PM Re: I like Chicken Master very much. [Re: ChickenMaster]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo

Things used to be a lot deeper around here.




Originally Posted By: ChickenMaster
Funny you should mention the battle between god and Satan. I was just thinking of decimating the smoke and mirror effects of a certain poster on this board, but I don't know if I can bring myself to do it. The circumstances and the way it was brought to my attention feels so subversive, and this person has done nothing to me. I would rather this person slip up on their own, but in a way I'm torn between instant gratification and the joy of letting things bloom and wilt like a flower on a hot day. The battle that would ensue would be a board equivalent of the battle between god and Satan, but not good and evil. I might just let it go and let everyone enjoy their opinions of this person while I laugh. I imagine this is how Burglar must feel; for all this shit I say about him, I have to respect him.


Nice bump...
sooo fucken good. chicky just bringing it.
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