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#190439 - 09/07/06 11:08 AM nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i've unfortunately been limited to sporadic reading as of late and would like to get running and gunning along with the pride. so who is relatively new and relatively aids-worthy? throw some names out.
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#190440 - 09/07/06 11:14 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Do what I do, put one hand over your eyes and point at the screen with your finger. It's much more fun when there is seemingly no reason for the attack.

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#190441 - 09/07/06 11:26 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
insider2 Offline
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Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 8
maybe if someone bought these two a hooker, they would be less

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#190442 - 09/07/06 11:28 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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maybe if someone bought these two a hooker, they would be less







and schmuck number 1 steps up and sticks his head in the batters box.

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#190443 - 09/07/06 11:30 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
birdshit1
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#190444 - 09/07/06 12:38 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
windsock, he is simp/CAOH reincarnated as burglar.

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#190445 - 09/07/06 12:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Metal church was pretty weak, Hav2 has thoroughly regulated on him though. Chickenmaster MXVII left a little to be desired, but I hear Chickenmaster MXVIII is going to take us to new heights.

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#190446 - 09/07/06 12:55 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Chickenmaster MXVII left a little to be desired, but I hear Chickenmaster MXVIII is going to take us to new heights.




It's hip to be square.

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#190447 - 09/07/06 12:57 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Re: nominations for worst new poster?

easy to answer that one-METAL CHURCH
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#190448 - 09/07/06 01:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
usa

stabby stab stab
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#190449 - 09/07/06 01:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Here's my short list, along with a couple I'll be watching:

birdshit1- easily the worst alt-ID ever. Totally vacuous.
metal church- euro trash crap poster
USA- totally uncreative- like watching the WWF or something
Ejac- creepiest transplant from ADT in a long time.

I have my eye on BaileyX, could go either way...

I like Windsock. Windsock has more freedom than Simp or CAOH- not nearly so narrowly defined.

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#190450 - 09/07/06 07:59 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
moranboy?!? is trying super duper really hard to be a good poster. But I got to go with metalchurch first. There was some dumb ass emo guy. Also Max Hardcore's fluff boy(I forgot his name) is here, that has potential there.
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#190451 - 09/07/06 08:12 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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moranboy?!? is trying super duper really hard to be a good poster.




My existence is being acknowledged, although it's in a talk-like-he's-not-in-the-room kinda way, but acknowledged nonetheless .
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#190452 - 09/07/06 08:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Richard Hungwell Offline
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
Hey James...!Buddy....Ya Fuckin Squid.... :

Do i count...??
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#190453 - 09/07/06 08:22 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
Eye this, meat puppet! (LOL!)

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#190454 - 09/07/06 10:06 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
birdshit
windsock

(and while we're all reminiscing about old flame wars and such, where the fuck is Gen?)
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#190455 - 09/07/06 10:09 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
There hasn't been a new poster since mid 05, so my vote goes to daburg
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#190456 - 09/08/06 01:39 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Not new, but bad: Elaborator. Best posts were the cookie/moon in blackface days.

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#190457 - 09/08/06 02:05 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH

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#190458 - 09/08/06 02:07 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH




What do you think about lesbian bukkake?

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#190459 - 09/08/06 02:13 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board.




have you buttfucked pornactorforhire in a communal shower yet while he weeps? the trick is to keep the pencil pressed into his neck just right so he doesn't bleed(he's got hiv).
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#190460 - 09/08/06 02:14 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH




I had an idea of forming a group to unite all of us new and rejected guys, but then thought about it and figured I didn't want to be associated with the likes of this guy, usa, birdshit1, stabby stab stab, ect.
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#190461 - 09/08/06 02:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
MORON BOY. YOU ARE PATSY A COCKSUCKSUCKER. YOUR NOT A NICE PERSON.

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#190462 - 09/08/06 02:23 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

YOUR NOT A NICE PERSON.




lol

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#190463 - 09/08/06 02:32 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Thanks chickenmaster. Fuck all the assholes.

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#190464 - 09/08/06 02:36 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
how do you feel about lesbians pissing, my friend?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#190465 - 09/08/06 02:37 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Not new, but bad: Elaborator. Best posts were the cookie/moon in blackface days.




I agree Barnyard...I need to touch on the cliche's more often. I am okay with this and there wont be any meltdowns no matter how much i

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#190466 - 09/08/06 02:38 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Thanks chickenmaster. Fuck all the assholes.




Sorry to say I was laughing at you.

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#190467 - 09/08/06 02:40 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Sorry to say I was laughing at you.




why are you sorry?

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#190468 - 09/08/06 02:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:


Sorry to say I was laughing at you.




why sorry?




Just sounded like a good thing to add to the start of the sentence. Like, "Sorry, but I enjoyed pushing that quadriplegic into oncoming traffic." I would assume you all know I have no conscience.

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#190469 - 09/08/06 02:45 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Why not? Bisexual girls are the best . I like to piss on there face. I Also like to fist them . CENTRAL EUROPE IS VERY OPEN MINDED. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

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#190470 - 09/08/06 02:47 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Central Europe is full of bohemian socialist fags. Don't you people have your own message board?

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#190471 - 09/08/06 02:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
I LAUGH AT YOU CHICKENMASTER 2. DO PRDELE,

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#190472 - 09/08/06 02:57 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I LAUGH AT YOU CHICKENMASTER 2.




I would feel really bad about this if I didn't think you fucked small dogs.

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#190473 - 09/08/06 02:59 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH




Actually, we're all about censorship. The difference is that rather than let an omnipotent overlord pick what is acceptable, the marketplace decides. As C62 pointed out in an earlier thread about irritating fucktards (Pris), with apologies to Jim Rome:

"Have A Take And Don't Suck. That means if your going to post, post something worth reading. The only thing you have to do is not suck."

Metal Church, you suck, and thus you are a worthless piece of shit. Wander back to your Mitteleurope Scat videos and begone.

Metal Church (left)and his mom :




Attachments
181948-sausage stuffing crazies.JPG (5 downloads)

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#190474 - 09/08/06 03:00 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
It is legal for gays to get married here. That means it is very liberal here. YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT.VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR CHEAP OR FOR FREE. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT? DO YOU LIKE PUSSY?

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#190475 - 09/08/06 03:04 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

It is legal for gays to get married here. That means it is very liberal here. YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT.VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR CHEAP OR FOR FREE. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT? DO YOU LIKE PUSSY?




Yea, I hear you can get various STD's and your wallet stolen for cheap as well.

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#190476 - 09/08/06 03:05 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

It is legal for gays to get married here. That means it is very liberal here. YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT.VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR CHEAP OR FOR FREE. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT? DO YOU LIKE PUSSY?




Have you taken advantage of the new laws yet? By the way, Gay marriage is legal in Canada too, and as a plus, our country doesn't get raped by the Germans or Russians every 30 years like you Czech pussies.
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#190477 - 09/08/06 03:11 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
FUTZ OFF. SUPERSHIT.FUCK YOUR MATKA.

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#190478 - 09/08/06 03:17 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

FUTZ OFF. SUPERSHIT.FUCK YOUR MATKA.




tvůj matka is jeden hloupý vepř.

JÁ drahý tebe.
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#190479 - 09/08/06 03:19 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
AMERICANS LIKE TO SHOOT HERE. WHY? FUTZ OFF SUPERSHIT.

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#190480 - 09/08/06 03:28 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board.




Spoken like a true soap dropper...

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#190481 - 09/08/06 03:29 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF CENTRAL EUROPE YOU COCKSUCKER SUPERSHIT. ALOT OF U.S.A. COMPANIES COME HERE BECAUSE OF GOOD LOOKING GIRLS AND PRICE . WHY DO YOU THINK THEY COME HERE? DUH ASSHOLE.

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#190482 - 09/08/06 03:32 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Of course Americans shoot porn videos in the Czech Republic. Your poor backward country is destitute enough to let anyone with bus fare rape your women.

The sad thing is that if there were direct flights from LA to Cambodia, noone would even bother to violate your little girls anymore. Oh and thanks for the Budweiser

Here's a picture of Metal Church as a child in the family favela, right before mom went off to suck a donkey's cock for tip money at the local pub:

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#190483 - 09/08/06 03:37 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
BETTER LOOKING WOMEN HERE THEN THE STATES.SO FUCK YOU.

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#190484 - 09/08/06 03:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild

Can't you just feel the meltdown coming? It's palpable.

bláhový odložit dítě



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#190485 - 09/08/06 03:52 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..... So am I a prison bully? or a kiss ass? I don't think I can be both.I chose prison bully! You seem to have that snobby eurotrash elite-ist attitude Churchy boy, I'll play and put you in your place. You'll be the kiss ass. I don't have a problem with boys that like to be dominated MC. I'll be the guard and you be the convict. BEND OVER. I'll handcuff you and shove a strap on up your ass, no problem! Oh wait, first I gotta get that hamster outta there.......
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#190486 - 09/08/06 03:56 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
yeah, until they open their mouths to reveal shark-teeth. commie maggots make shitty dentists.
Quote:

BETTER LOOKING WOMEN HERE THEN THE STATES.SO FUCK YOU.


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#190487 - 09/08/06 03:56 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178

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#190488 - 09/08/06 04:01 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town


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