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#190439 - 09/07/06 11:08 AM nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've unfortunately been limited to sporadic reading as of late and would like to get running and gunning along with the pride. so who is relatively new and relatively aids-worthy? throw some names out.
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#190440 - 09/07/06 11:14 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Do what I do, put one hand over your eyes and point at the screen with your finger. It's much more fun when there is seemingly no reason for the attack.

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#190441 - 09/07/06 11:26 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
insider2 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 8
maybe if someone bought these two a hooker, they would be less

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#190442 - 09/07/06 11:28 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

maybe if someone bought these two a hooker, they would be less







and schmuck number 1 steps up and sticks his head in the batters box.

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#190443 - 09/07/06 11:30 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
birdshit1
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#190444 - 09/07/06 12:38 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
windsock, he is simp/CAOH reincarnated as burglar.

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#190445 - 09/07/06 12:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Metal church was pretty weak, Hav2 has thoroughly regulated on him though. Chickenmaster MXVII left a little to be desired, but I hear Chickenmaster MXVIII is going to take us to new heights.

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#190446 - 09/07/06 12:55 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Chickenmaster MXVII left a little to be desired, but I hear Chickenmaster MXVIII is going to take us to new heights.




It's hip to be square.

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#190447 - 09/07/06 12:57 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Re: nominations for worst new poster?

easy to answer that one-METAL CHURCH
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#190448 - 09/07/06 01:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
usa

stabby stab stab
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#190449 - 09/07/06 01:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Here's my short list, along with a couple I'll be watching:

birdshit1- easily the worst alt-ID ever. Totally vacuous.
metal church- euro trash crap poster
USA- totally uncreative- like watching the WWF or something
Ejac- creepiest transplant from ADT in a long time.

I have my eye on BaileyX, could go either way...

I like Windsock. Windsock has more freedom than Simp or CAOH- not nearly so narrowly defined.

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#190450 - 09/07/06 07:59 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
moranboy?!? is trying super duper really hard to be a good poster. But I got to go with metalchurch first. There was some dumb ass emo guy. Also Max Hardcore's fluff boy(I forgot his name) is here, that has potential there.
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#190451 - 09/07/06 08:12 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

moranboy?!? is trying super duper really hard to be a good poster.




My existence is being acknowledged, although it's in a talk-like-he's-not-in-the-room kinda way, but acknowledged nonetheless .
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#190452 - 09/07/06 08:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Richard Hungwell Offline
Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
Hey James...!Buddy....Ya Fuckin Squid.... :

Do i count...??
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#190453 - 09/07/06 08:22 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
Eye this, meat puppet! (LOL!)

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#190454 - 09/07/06 10:06 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
birdshit
windsock

(and while we're all reminiscing about old flame wars and such, where the fuck is Gen?)
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#190455 - 09/07/06 10:09 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
There hasn't been a new poster since mid 05, so my vote goes to daburg
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#190456 - 09/08/06 01:39 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Not new, but bad: Elaborator. Best posts were the cookie/moon in blackface days.

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#190457 - 09/08/06 02:05 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH

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#190458 - 09/08/06 02:07 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH




What do you think about lesbian bukkake?

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#190459 - 09/08/06 02:13 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board.




have you buttfucked pornactorforhire in a communal shower yet while he weeps? the trick is to keep the pencil pressed into his neck just right so he doesn't bleed(he's got hiv).
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#190460 - 09/08/06 02:14 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH




I had an idea of forming a group to unite all of us new and rejected guys, but then thought about it and figured I didn't want to be associated with the likes of this guy, usa, birdshit1, stabby stab stab, ect.
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#190461 - 09/08/06 02:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
MORON BOY. YOU ARE PATSY A COCKSUCKSUCKER. YOUR NOT A NICE PERSON.

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#190462 - 09/08/06 02:23 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

YOUR NOT A NICE PERSON.




lol

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#190463 - 09/08/06 02:32 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Thanks chickenmaster. Fuck all the assholes.

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#190464 - 09/08/06 02:36 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
how do you feel about lesbians pissing, my friend?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#190465 - 09/08/06 02:37 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

Not new, but bad: Elaborator. Best posts were the cookie/moon in blackface days.




I agree Barnyard...I need to touch on the cliche's more often. I am okay with this and there wont be any meltdowns no matter how much i

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#190466 - 09/08/06 02:38 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Thanks chickenmaster. Fuck all the assholes.




Sorry to say I was laughing at you.

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#190467 - 09/08/06 02:40 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Sorry to say I was laughing at you.




why are you sorry?

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#190468 - 09/08/06 02:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:


Sorry to say I was laughing at you.




why sorry?




Just sounded like a good thing to add to the start of the sentence. Like, "Sorry, but I enjoyed pushing that quadriplegic into oncoming traffic." I would assume you all know I have no conscience.

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#190469 - 09/08/06 02:45 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Why not? Bisexual girls are the best . I like to piss on there face. I Also like to fist them . CENTRAL EUROPE IS VERY OPEN MINDED. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

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#190470 - 09/08/06 02:47 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Central Europe is full of bohemian socialist fags. Don't you people have your own message board?

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#190471 - 09/08/06 02:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
I LAUGH AT YOU CHICKENMASTER 2. DO PRDELE,

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#190472 - 09/08/06 02:57 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I LAUGH AT YOU CHICKENMASTER 2.




I would feel really bad about this if I didn't think you fucked small dogs.

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#190473 - 09/08/06 02:59 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Thanks, Iam regulated. Thanks for censorship. I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong. You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board. FUCK YOU CINDI LOFTUS. YOU PIECE OF SHIT VIVID KISS ASS. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT . BITCH




Actually, we're all about censorship. The difference is that rather than let an omnipotent overlord pick what is acceptable, the marketplace decides. As C62 pointed out in an earlier thread about irritating fucktards (Pris), with apologies to Jim Rome:

"Have A Take And Don't Suck. That means if your going to post, post something worth reading. The only thing you have to do is not suck."

Metal Church, you suck, and thus you are a worthless piece of shit. Wander back to your Mitteleurope Scat videos and begone.

Metal Church (left)and his mom :




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#190474 - 09/08/06 03:00 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
It is legal for gays to get married here. That means it is very liberal here. YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT.VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR CHEAP OR FOR FREE. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT? DO YOU LIKE PUSSY?

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#190475 - 09/08/06 03:04 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

It is legal for gays to get married here. That means it is very liberal here. YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT.VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR CHEAP OR FOR FREE. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT? DO YOU LIKE PUSSY?




Yea, I hear you can get various STD's and your wallet stolen for cheap as well.

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#190476 - 09/08/06 03:05 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

It is legal for gays to get married here. That means it is very liberal here. YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT.VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR CHEAP OR FOR FREE. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT? DO YOU LIKE PUSSY?




Have you taken advantage of the new laws yet? By the way, Gay marriage is legal in Canada too, and as a plus, our country doesn't get raped by the Germans or Russians every 30 years like you Czech pussies.
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#190477 - 09/08/06 03:11 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
FUTZ OFF. SUPERSHIT.FUCK YOUR MATKA.

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#190478 - 09/08/06 03:17 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

FUTZ OFF. SUPERSHIT.FUCK YOUR MATKA.




tvůj matka is jeden hloupý vepř.

JÁ drahý tebe.
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#190479 - 09/08/06 03:19 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
AMERICANS LIKE TO SHOOT HERE. WHY? FUTZ OFF SUPERSHIT.

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#190480 - 09/08/06 03:28 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

You have to be a bully like in prison to make it on this board.




Spoken like a true soap dropper...

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#190481 - 09/08/06 03:29 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF CENTRAL EUROPE YOU COCKSUCKER SUPERSHIT. ALOT OF U.S.A. COMPANIES COME HERE BECAUSE OF GOOD LOOKING GIRLS AND PRICE . WHY DO YOU THINK THEY COME HERE? DUH ASSHOLE.

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#190482 - 09/08/06 03:32 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Of course Americans shoot porn videos in the Czech Republic. Your poor backward country is destitute enough to let anyone with bus fare rape your women.

The sad thing is that if there were direct flights from LA to Cambodia, noone would even bother to violate your little girls anymore. Oh and thanks for the Budweiser

Here's a picture of Metal Church as a child in the family favela, right before mom went off to suck a donkey's cock for tip money at the local pub:

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#190483 - 09/08/06 03:37 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
BETTER LOOKING WOMEN HERE THEN THE STATES.SO FUCK YOU.

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#190484 - 09/08/06 03:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild

Can't you just feel the meltdown coming? It's palpable.

bláhový odložit dítě



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#190485 - 09/08/06 03:52 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..... So am I a prison bully? or a kiss ass? I don't think I can be both.I chose prison bully! You seem to have that snobby eurotrash elite-ist attitude Churchy boy, I'll play and put you in your place. You'll be the kiss ass. I don't have a problem with boys that like to be dominated MC. I'll be the guard and you be the convict. BEND OVER. I'll handcuff you and shove a strap on up your ass, no problem! Oh wait, first I gotta get that hamster outta there.......
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#190486 - 09/08/06 03:56 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
yeah, until they open their mouths to reveal shark-teeth. commie maggots make shitty dentists.
Quote:

BETTER LOOKING WOMEN HERE THEN THE STATES.SO FUCK YOU.


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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#190487 - 09/08/06 03:56 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178

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#190488 - 09/08/06 04:01 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town


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#190489 - 09/08/06 04:04 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
To cindy loftus, that was amazing. Now go kiss jennas ass some more .

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#190490 - 09/08/06 04:08 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Your women are sooper sexy, you lice-ridden glory hole

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#190491 - 09/08/06 04:11 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#190492 - 09/08/06 04:15 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


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#190493 - 09/08/06 04:17 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
TO JAMESN, THEY HAVE GREAT WHITE SHARK TEETH. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. HEY THIS IS NO LONGER A COMMUNIST COUNTRY ASSHOLE. YOUR THE ONE LIVING IN A FASCIST COUNTRY WITH CENSORSHIP ON PORNO. YOUR LIFE.

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#190494 - 09/08/06 04:18 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#190495 - 09/08/06 04:19 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
TO METAL CHURCH. YOU SUCK. THE END.

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#190496 - 09/08/06 04:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

TO JAMESN, THEY HAVE GREAT WHITE SHARK TEETH. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.




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#190497 - 09/08/06 04:24 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
YOUR THE ONE WITH CENSORSHIP ON ANY ENTERTAINMENT. IAM SURE YOUR PROUD. THAT OLD WOMAN IS YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER.

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#190498 - 09/08/06 04:24 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
tvůj maminka is jeden děvka

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#190499 - 09/08/06 04:29 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
YOU HAVE TEETH LIKE SHITFISH! ALL GIRLS IN YOUR COUNTRY TOGETHER WORTH LESS FORINTS THAN DEAD AMERICAN CAT!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#190500 - 09/08/06 04:31 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Is is not even in the language.

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#190501 - 09/08/06 04:35 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
SHITFISH?

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#190502 - 09/08/06 04:41 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#190503 - 09/08/06 04:42 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
insider2 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 8
Quote:

I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong.



they constantly run to their censor buttons

the XPT mods even brag about their censorship. "I would have banned him, but I got beat to it." A race to censor, lol. Having their little races to censor.

Quote:

Of course Americans shoot porn videos in the Czech Republic. Your poor backward country is destitute enough to let anyone with bus fare rape your women.

The sad thing is that if there were direct flights from LA to Cambodia, noone would even bother to violate your little girls anymore.



This is telling. soopergizz imagines all sex to be the "rape" and "violation" of women -- a projection of his own inadequacy and self-hatred.

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#190504 - 09/08/06 04:42 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#190505 - 09/08/06 04:43 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
someone please re-ban pornactorforhirewithhpv.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#190506 - 09/08/06 04:43 PM Re: worst new poster? Metal church
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
He's gonna blow!
(whoever will let him, lol)


Attachments
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#190507 - 09/08/06 04:46 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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someone please re-ban pornactorforhirewithhpv.



OK

FWIW, Moronboy is not a bad poster, just needs a little more time.

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#190508 - 09/08/06 04:47 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
wow, he's a very ugly man. maybe sammura would work with him. he went to stanford, after all.

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#190509 - 09/08/06 04:48 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
is he bald because he has aids and cancer?

yeesssss......
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#190510 - 09/08/06 04:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I thought this was non censorship board. I guess i was wrong.



they constantly run to their censor buttons

the XPT mods even brag about their censorship. "I would have banned him, but I got beat to it." A race to censor, lol. Having their little races to censor.

Quote:

Of course Americans shoot porn videos in the Czech Republic. Your poor backward country is destitute enough to let anyone with bus fare rape your women.

The sad thing is that if there were direct flights from LA to Cambodia, noone would even bother to violate your little girls anymore.



This is telling. soopergizz imagines all sex to be the "rape" and "violation" of women -- a projection of his own inadequacy and self-hatred.




Any feelings of inadequacy that I have are strictly limited to the fact that I have been unable to suffocate you with a dry cleaning bag.

As for Mental Church, I was responding to his boasting about the fact that hookers are cheap in his country. My experience in economics has taught me that there is a direct corollary between how much your children need basic medical care and how many fat middle-aged men you will let fuck your ass.

Didn't you study economics at Stanford? Snort!
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#190511 - 09/08/06 04:50 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
FORINTS IS MONEY FROM MAGUAR OR AS YOU SAY HUNGARY.

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#190512 - 09/08/06 04:57 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Quote:

FORINTS IS MONEY FROM MAGUAR OR AS YOU SAY HUNGARY.



Really? I thought it was a new clothing line for hip transsexuals.
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#190513 - 09/08/06 05:01 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

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#190514 - 09/08/06 05:04 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
DIE, MAGGOT CHURCH, DIE!!!!!!!!!!

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#190515 - 09/08/06 05:11 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild


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#190516 - 09/08/06 05:18 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
TO BIFF, YOUR ARE

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#190517 - 09/08/06 05:22 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
TO SOOPERSHIT, YOUR WOLVES ARE VERY SCARY . THEY ALMOST LOOK REAL.

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#190518 - 09/08/06 05:44 PM Re: worst new poster? Metal church
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Quote:

FORINTS IS MONEY FROM MAGUAR OR AS YOU SAY HUNGARY.



Really? I thought it was a new clothing line for hip transsexuals.



IF anyone got my very literal sense of humor with the above joke, it certainly wouldn't be you Churchyboy. Maybe Smut would. Where are you Smut??? Now there is a GREAT poster- Smut Mutant. Oops am I kissing his ass? yeah probably. BUt Jenna's ass? I don't know where that came from. NOt that I would turn her down, but there are so many other people's asses I kiss, I don't know how she got mentioned. She's just not one of my normal kiss"ees".
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#190519 - 09/08/06 05:59 PM Re: worst new poster? Metal church
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:

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FORINTS IS MONEY FROM MAGUAR OR AS YOU SAY HUNGARY.



Really? I thought it was a new clothing line for hip transsexuals.



IF anyone got my very literal sense of humor with the above joke, it certainly wouldn't be you Churchyboy. Maybe Smut would. Where are you Smut??? Now there is a GREAT poster- Smut Mutant. Oops am I kissing his ass? yeah probably. BUt Jenna's ass? I don't know where that came from. NOt that I would turn her down, but there are so many other people's asses I kiss, I don't know how she got mentioned. She's just not one of my normal kiss"ees".




Smutmutants ass is not worth kissing- don't kid yourself. He has a place and that's down in the dvd review forum smoking dope and reviewing the porno.

I want to revise my votes and place metal church/applesaucer at the top of my list of XPT's most worthless posters.

Just fucking do it asshole.

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#190520 - 09/08/06 06:01 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
JMLovesCensorship Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/08/06
Posts: 1
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someone please re-ban



OK



now all they have to do for the sake of accuracy is show wolves circle-jerking and running and crying to the mods. We see you cowaring behind your censorship button, Willie D, pretty impressive wolves.

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#190521 - 09/08/06 06:02 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#190522 - 09/08/06 09:12 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
birdshit1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
Well I would just like to say that when this was only apage I saw my aliase not once but twice and so the I did not be on the baord anymore however now my aliase has appeared so many times and I am shocked because I do not think that I was being mean ggrrrrrrrr!

Well I will try to be nicer to everone and I hope that we can be ahappy family again. Well I mean a family such as on a message board lol!

Furthermore I would like to aplogize to everyone including Holly well if that is why everyone is mad. Well I would also like to say that I am sorry to the king also because well I did not want to make him mad.

Well I would like to thank Chico and also paully for understanding! Thanks and good luck!



And also ps I would like to say that I think our wonderful stars are beautiful however I am not just saying that because I rent the movies it is true! Thanks!



And also ps for one more thing I know that I drink to much sometimes well I reduced it but then I had more. Well maybe that is why everyone is mad that is all.




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#190523 - 09/08/06 09:25 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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someone please re-ban



OK



now all they have to do for the sake of accuracy is show wolves circle-jerking and running and crying to the mods. We see you cowaring behind your censorship button, Willie D, pretty impressive wolves.




You'd be surprised to know the "banned" list is quite large: most of them are aliases of you and David69. Yeah, hothead assholes like me ban tards like you all the time, and a lot of you get let back in. Shit, Tony readmitted Brandon Irons, Ryan Knox, even Sportswami. Yet no one rushes to your defense. You offer nothing either positive or negative to XPT, I'd rather have Smartt back than you. At least Ryan Knox acknowledged himself. You are worthless, you cast shame on Tucson. No wonder they have such a meth problem.

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#190524 - 09/08/06 09:28 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
why Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/08/06
Posts: 3
whatever coward

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#190525 - 09/08/06 09:32 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


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#190526 - 09/08/06 09:45 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Bottom or top, fagforhire?
A Good Source of Irony 0 : pafh breaks his cherry



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#190527 - 09/08/06 09:52 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
TheTruth Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/08/06
Posts: 1
at least you picked the right website for your obsession with homosexuality.



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#190528 - 09/08/06 09:53 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


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#190529 - 09/08/06 09:57 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Well I would just like to say that when this was only apage I saw my aliase not once but twice and so the I did not be on the baord anymore however now my aliase has appeared so many times and I am shocked because I do not think that I was being mean ggrrrrrrrr!

Well I will try to be nicer to everone and I hope that we can be ahappy family again. Well I mean a family such as on a message board lol!

Furthermore I would like to aplogize to everyone including Holly well if that is why everyone is mad. Well I would also like to say that I am sorry to the king also because well I did not want to make him mad.

Well I would like to thank Chico and also paully for understanding! Thanks and good luck!



And also ps I would like to say that I think our wonderful stars are beautiful however I am not just saying that because I rent the movies it is true! Thanks!



And also ps for one more thing I know that I drink to much sometimes well I reduced it but then I had more. Well maybe that is why everyone is mad that is all.








birdshit1=caoh
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#190530 - 09/08/06 09:59 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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birdshit1=caoh




I think you're right, he finally cracked and split himself in two.

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#190531 - 09/08/06 11:02 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
MsSwift Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.
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#190532 - 09/08/06 11:05 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




It makes me so happy to know that someone dislikes me enough to use an alt id.
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#190533 - 09/08/06 11:12 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.

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#190534 - 09/08/06 11:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.




King is catching hell because Quinne is getting fat.



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#190535 - 09/08/06 11:21 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
MsSwift Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 83
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I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.






no it has nothing to do with his crackpot political idealogy as much as his constant referencing of XPT's touchstones. it seems so ungenuine and similar to that old cartoon with the lil pip squeak dog hopping all around the big bull dog as they walk down the street going "what we gonna do Butch?". Even his political stance seems just a reflection of the trends of your so called "pride".

ps - i would hardly refer to your recent comparison of Rummy and Saddam to Stalin and FDR as "good work".
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#190536 - 09/08/06 11:26 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Quote:

I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.






no it has nothing to do with his crackpot political idealogy as much as his constant referencing of XPT's touchstones. it seems so ungenuine and similar to that old cartoon with the lil pip squeak dog hopping all around the big bull dog as they walk down the street going "what we gonna do Butch?". Even his political stance seems just a reflection of the trends of your so called "pride".

ps - i would hardly refer to your recent comparison of Rummy and Saddam to Stalin and FDR as "good work".




Yup.

I grow tired of the "King" and his kneejerk political thought...



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#190537 - 09/08/06 11:26 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Quote:

I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.






no it has nothing to do with his crackpot political idealogy as much as his constant referencing of XPT's touchstones. it seems so ungenuine and similar to that old cartoon with the lil pip squeak dog hopping all around the big bull dog as they walk down the street going "what we gonna do Butch?". Even his political stance seems just a reflection of the trends of your so called "pride".

ps - i would hardly refer to your recent comparison of Rummy and Saddam to Stalin and FDR as "good work".




Your fear of using your real id makes me hard.

ps-the FDR post wasn't mine, although I will gladly take credit for a Phlog post
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#190538 - 09/08/06 11:27 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.






no it has nothing to do with his crackpot political idealogy as much as his constant referencing of XPT's touchstones. it seems so ungenuine and similar to that old cartoon with the lil pip squeak dog hopping all around the big bull dog as they walk down the street going "what we gonna do Butch?". Even his political stance seems just a reflection of the trends of your so called "pride".

ps - i would hardly refer to your recent comparison of Rummy and Saddam to Stalin and FDR as "good work".




Yup.

I grow tired of the "King" and his kneejerk political thought...








I must be doing something right to have so many fanboys.
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#190539 - 09/08/06 11:33 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

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The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.




King is catching hell because Quinne is getting fat.







Really? I think she still looks pretty good.
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#190540 - 09/08/06 11:39 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:


Really? I think she still looks pretty good.




I don't know, she's often got an expression on her face that would make me want to punch her. Is it just me? Whatever, great thread.

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#190541 - 09/08/06 11:40 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.




King is catching hell because Quinne is getting fat.







Really? I think she still looks pretty good.




She looks good enough for Jewel to eat.

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#190542 - 09/08/06 11:55 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.




King is catching hell because Quinne is getting fat.







Really? I think she still looks pretty good.




She looks good enough for Jewel to eat.




I was going to change my avatar but I was nervous about tapping into my repressed homosexual urges for deceased country singers.



I feel liberated now, thanks Bornyo.


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#190543 - 09/09/06 12:01 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm sorry, did you just attempt to make a point?

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#190544 - 09/09/06 12:02 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I'm sorry, did you just attempt to make a point?


I thought I did.
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#190545 - 09/09/06 12:06 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
XPeepsCensorsLess Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/08/06
Posts: 1
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and schmuck number 1 steps up and sticks his head in the batters box.



Why not, the batter only drops his bat, runs and cries to the mods, who cowar behind their censor buttons.


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his constant referencing of XPT's touchstones. it seems so ungenuine and similar to that old cartoon with the lil pip squeak dog hopping all around the big bull dog as they walk down the street going "what we gonna do Butch?". Even his political stance seems just a reflection of the trends of your so called "pride".



The King has never expressed an original thought. Everything he's ever posted has been copied from someone else. For his prostration, maybe he'll get a stroke from his mates

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#190546 - 09/09/06 12:15 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Hmmm...aidsforhire calling someone out for being unoriginal. That's clever.

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#190547 - 09/09/06 10:02 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
This has to have broken some sort of record for the most alternate IDs in one thread.
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#190548 - 09/09/06 10:14 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
It pains me greatly to say it, but Ryan Knox (the methrosexual broccoli-tattood strap-on assfuck taking lesbian bukkake piss target) is more of a male performer than PornActorForHire will ever be...

Then again, I bet there are some genital warts out there that have got more screen credits than our PAFHetic pal.

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#190549 - 09/09/06 06:18 PM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
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The King : Serial Panderer. A real go along to get along guy. boring as bread.




I get a tinge of jealousy when The King gets criticized and I don't. I figure anyone who has a problem with him does so because of AWOP, and I do such good work there.




King is catching hell because Quinne is getting fat.







Really? I think she still looks pretty good.





You know, it really disturbs me and makes me feel sad to see your confidence in your own sexual predilections shaken so easily. That is without question the most beautiful photo of Quinne you've used as a signature image and probably the most gorgeous I've ever seen of her. Yet after a few offhand comments you select that hospital burka image, clearly more out of caving in than as a jokey retort or commentary. You know what you must do.


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#190550 - 09/09/06 10:11 PM Re: worst new poster? Metal church
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Quote:

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FORINTS IS MONEY FROM MAGUAR OR AS YOU SAY HUNGARY.



Really? I thought it was a new clothing line for hip transsexuals.



IF anyone got my very literal sense of humor with the above joke, it certainly wouldn't be you Churchyboy. Maybe Smut would. Where are you Smut??? Now there is a GREAT poster- Smut Mutant. Oops am I kissing his ass? yeah probably. BUt Jenna's ass? I don't know where that came from. NOt that I would turn her down, but there are so many other people's asses I kiss, I don't know how she got mentioned. She's just not one of my normal kiss"ees".




Hey Cindi.... I gotchya backdoor anytime. metal church is eurotrash.
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#190551 - 09/10/06 12:01 AM Re: worst new poster? Metal church
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


Hey Cindi.... I gotchya backdoor anytime. metal church is eurotrash.





Everything I've ever seen you write is righteous, Smutmutant.

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#190552 - 12/28/06 12:45 AM Re: nominations for worst new poster?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

TO SOOPERSHIT, YOUR WOLVES ARE VERY SCARY . THEY ALMOST LOOK REAL.




amazing eurotrash
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