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#190294 - 09/06/06 12:24 AM the greatest picture ever.
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	this is hotter than any porn out there: paris hilton denied entry into a VMAs afterparty, starts crying. it's even better after you watch this video: tara reid denied entry into club, paris hilton laughs Attachments 181453-paris_hilton_denied.jpg (39 downloads)
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#190295 - 09/06/06 12:37 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
xvod Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 698 Loc: CA	The best part of it is that she rolls up with Diddy and still gets rejected from the club!!!! CLASSIC!
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#190296 - 09/06/06 03:11 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Check out her right foot...she can't even stand up straight! That's probably why her friend is holding her up against a wall?
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#190297 - 09/06/06 03:31 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	She's not even good for a trophy wife anymore... oh how the weak and pitiful have fallen.
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#190298 - 09/06/06 08:05 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
Dr. Mordo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/04/06 Posts: 358	I have hated that bitch from the first time I saw her. Meanwhile, JM Prods should contact Tara about doing some work. _________________________ "Veiny Woman? APPROVED! " -Loopnode
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#190299 - 09/06/06 03:20 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
ChairmanMiaow Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/09/06 Posts: 70	Although she is the exception to the rule that you can ever be famous for anything else after having fucked on film.
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#190300 - 09/06/06 03:55 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Quote: It has a 'Midnight Express' feel. Perhaps she is about to be sold/lost in the international sex slave trade. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#190301 - 09/06/06 04:07 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
insider2 ADT regular Registered: 09/06/06 Posts: 8	You all wish she gossipped about you the way you do about her.
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#190302 - 09/06/06 05:39 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	I think her lazy eye was trying to get in the other side of the building. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#190303 - 09/06/06 05:39 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: You all wish she gossipped about you the way you do about her. Did you specifically register to post that? I can see why she was denied access. I'm a guy and I know nothing about fashion, but those boots with that dress _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#190304 - 09/06/06 05:48 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
fuck off and die AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/14/05 Posts: 467 Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...	that is funny, i have heard stories of her rolling into clubs and getting people kicked out of the tables they already payed for. paris hilton for american gokkun with her eyes all red like that she looks funny _________________________ The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off Ur mom hates u
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#190305 - 09/06/06 05:51 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: You all wish she gossipped about you the way you do about her. No, no. I'm kinda happy to be a no-name loser who nobody really gossips about. Well, other than the usually "That guy's kinda weird" whisper to one's friend I usually hear when I walk past a person. Edited by Moronboy?!? (09/06/06 05:52 PM) _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#190306 - 09/06/06 06:28 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	that's some funny shit. i actually felt bad for tara reid, but i'm sure she's just as big an idiot as paris. so whateva. god bless any asshole with a camera for making sure all this is seen. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#190307 - 09/06/06 09:19 PM Re: the greatest picture ever.
Dr. Mordo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/04/06 Posts: 358	Quote: You all wish she gossipped about you the way you do about her. Paris, is that you? _________________________ "Veiny Woman? APPROVED! " -Loopnode
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#190308 - 09/07/06 07:04 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
JackMon Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 10/22/05 Posts: 60 Loc: El Lay Californicator	Poor dear was just busted on a DUI. Probably upset a day passed without some PR so she made some.
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#190309 - 09/07/06 08:25 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	You'd be getting sauced, too if you were responsible for 'singing' Stars Are Blind. Dumb cunt should've spent a little coin on a driver, and this wouldn't have happened. Funny, I was supposed to go to that Suicide Girls event. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#190310 - 09/07/06 08:48 AM Re: the greatest picture ever.
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	A message to talentless cunt Paris: Don't drive drunk! _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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