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#190289 - 09/06/06 09:42 PM
Re: Whore + Pet = Dead Furry Creature
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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From: faynereatsturds.com aka. lukeford.com
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Yesterday I came home from work and my bunny had died She was fine when I left for work and when I came home- she was no longer with us- I cried and cried- I’m feeling really sad and that’s why I cancelled my chat. I worked again today and now cleaning up all of her belongings. I don’t know why this happened- I did everything right- I even got her the expensive food, little toys, and took extra special care of her. Everyone tells me these things just happen or what ever but I am really upset I really loved my little bunny muffin. :â€(
~Luv eve ~
Your bunny really loved you too, until you went on that week long binge.... uhh, I mean work, and forgot to give it water and food. Someone needs to send the SPCA to these whores houses and collect these neglected pets of the sex industry. Give them to loving families or something.
This is idiotic. This is cheap. ChickenMaster is a loser. I'd eat his rabbbit raw while he was held fast and had to endure its odd stacato physical protestations. Its cries would be surprising to him, and would cause him to question the nature of what Love is, and also question what is life and happiness.
j00 sUx0R 73h PH@ 0n3.
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#190290 - 09/07/06 09:58 PM
Re: Whore + Pet = Dead Furry Creature
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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From: faynereatsturds.com aka. lukeford.com
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Yesterday I came home from work and my bunny had died She was fine when I left for work and when I came home- she was no longer with us- I cried and cried- I’m feeling really sad and that’s why I cancelled my chat. I worked again today and now cleaning up all of her belongings. I don’t know why this happened- I did everything right- I even got her the expensive food, little toys, and took extra special care of her. Everyone tells me these things just happen or what ever but I am really upset I really loved my little bunny muffin. :â€(
~Luv eve ~
Your bunny really loved you too, until you went on that week long binge.... uhh, I mean work, and forgot to give it water and food. Someone needs to send the SPCA to these whores houses and collect these neglected pets of the sex industry. Give them to loving families or something.
This is idiotic. This is cheap. ChickenMaster is a loser. I'd eat his rabbbit raw while he was held fast and had to endure its odd stacato physical protestations. Its cries would be surprising to him, and would cause him to question the nature of what Love is, and also question what is life and happiness.
j00 sUx0R 73h PH@ 0n3.
God sal is such a universal fuck up I wouldn't even let him paint my house. Anyone who sleeps with him should lose the right to fuck, I don't care how much money is offered. On the flip side id love to see padova fuck the mexican pig man.
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#190292 - 10/12/06 08:56 PM
Re: Whore + Pet = Dead Furry Creature
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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They are still abusing other animals...mentally not physically.
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1) You know in the movie Better Off Dead from back in 1985 with John Cusack? Yeah, it was a good one. Well it was on last night and I made Taylor watch the part where the hamburger comes to life and starts playing an Eddie Van Halen guitar and singing along to "Everybody Wants Some!" She didn't get it. I explained that when I was a kid I saw the movie like 50 times just because of that scene. A lot of VH fans did.
But it made me laugh seeing it all these years later as an adult.
2) There is a rule in the house I live in which I made and follow 100%. Whenever a hard-boiled egg is eaten, the shell must be cracked on Bandit's skull beforehand. Not a hard knock, but a little tap on his head is all it takes. Otherwise, he doesn't get any of it.
Taylor knew that I lived by this rule, and snuck in a raw egg into the bowl of hard-boiled ones. Then she waited. And waited.
A whole day later I cracked a raw egg off Bandit's skull. It was a mess.
Now Bandit is afraid of eggs.
"Look what you did!" Taylor yelled at me. "Now my pit bull is afraid of fucking eggs!"
That too makes me laugh.
Sorry but that is funny as a motherfucker. Too bad that one article is all his mother got for her money.
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