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but I don't own a TV.



TV's aren't all bad. They can be used to watch porn!

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Is he the guy who tormented the hungry alligator by dangling live bait aka his son in front of it?


Yep. Keep in mind that he regularly got a lot closer than that by himself, and that he's been capturing crocs by hand for over 30 years...
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