Holy crap! He even has a myspace.

Even his myspace page looks like it was programmed in C using punch cards. How can you fuck up a myspace page? What's Fitness Made Simple's purpose in life other than to scare the shit out of me at 3am? No way in hell is this ho 34. At least if you lie about your age, look the part (I speak from experience). The guy has had more botox than Liza Minelli and still looks 45.