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#190032 - 09/03/06 08:31 PM John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Man, I been watching more A&E and Discovery Channel lately and this guy must have gotten some new venture capital because he is saturating the cable advertising market. What a freak. The logo for his fuckin' fitness program looks like it was pulled out of some PowerPoint clipart library. Attachments 181011-john_annex.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#190033 - 09/03/06 08:37 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Attachments 181013-homepage-center02.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#190034 - 09/03/06 08:40 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Dude is eternally stuck in 1982 and not in a cool retro way. His head's freakishly too big for his body. It's pretty bad when even I think someone's too skinny. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#190035 - 09/03/06 08:44 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	No amount of workin out is gonna help this guy. I'm not sure if he's trying to cultivate the 1980's look or what. But look at his haircut and the ULTRA cheasy commercials.. they've rolled out a new phase of this most recent ad campaign and it has the audio really poorly synced up to him giving little blurbs about his tapes. It's just terrible. The guy needs a visit from the fab 5 on Queer Eye for the ... well Queer guy. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#190036 - 09/03/06 08:46 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SI8dJ4KUA&mode=related&search= _________________________
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#190037 - 09/03/06 11:20 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Holy crap! He even has a myspace. Even his myspace page looks like it was programmed in C using punch cards. How can you fuck up a myspace page? What's Fitness Made Simple's purpose in life other than to scare the shit out of me at 3am? No way in hell is this ho 34. At least if you lie about your age, look the part (I speak from experience). The guy has had more botox than Liza Minelli and still looks 45. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#190038 - 09/03/06 11:46 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Holy crap! He even has a myspace. Even his myspace page looks like it was programmed in C using punch cards. How can you fuck up a myspace page? What's Fitness Made Simple's purpose in life other than to scare the shit out of me at 3am? No way in hell is this ho 34. At least if you lie about your age, look the part (I speak from experience). The guy has had more botox than Liza Minelli and still looks 45. Fuck, his myspace is one giant infomercial. Speaking of infomercials, remember Billy Banks and his Tae Bo? I saw an old fight video where he got knocked out in 15 seconds. _________________________
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#190039 - 09/04/06 12:26 AM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	I fscking hate that guy. He's got AIDS. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#190040 - 09/04/06 12:31 AM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Holy crap! He even has a myspace. That music on his site is just too powerful. I retract what I just said. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#190041 - 09/04/06 12:35 AM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	He looks very shiny and very ghey. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#190042 - 09/04/06 01:09 AM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	I prefer to get my fitness advice from Denise Austin, it's practical and strokeworthy. Attachments 181106-Denise_Austin_166034_BestEyeCandyCOM.jpg (6 downloads)
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#190043 - 09/04/06 12:10 PM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holy crap! He even has a myspace. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That music on his site is just too powerful. I retract what I just said. I think the song would be better with a Vocoder on the vocals. _________________________
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#190044 - 09/06/06 08:26 AM Re: John Basedow - "Rescue me from 1986!"
Perfume Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 07/05/06 Posts: 23 Loc: Australia	Quote: I prefer to get my fitness advice from Denise Austin, it's practical and strokeworthy. oh yeah denise is good
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