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#189967 - 09/04/06 06:22 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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I just read your sig-line and spit water all over the monitor.
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#189968 - 09/04/06 06:49 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
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#189970 - 09/04/06 07:58 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
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#189972 - 09/04/06 09:14 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
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Well I would love to say happy birthsay to Holly! Happy birthday! Well I would like to offer the same thing that Chuck Spears said and that is a wonderful date with Holly! Holly would you go on a date with me? I mean I know that we don't know each other very well however we can go to the movies and see where it leads us! Well I am taking a couple of days of vacation for ela again however I think that I can trade with one of my fellow coworkers. Well I would also take you to dinner and buy you abox of candy. I am a lot of fun so you don't hqve to worry and I love to talk just like you! Furthermore I am very nice so you don't have to worry about that and I could also have you back home in time. Well I feel bad that your date did not work out however I am kind of glad also so that we can go out zometime! Thanks and good luck! Well if you can make it please tell me what days and I will see if I can trade! I have one more question would you consider coming to where I live and so that maybe we can go out after work? Plus I know where the theatre is and also the good restaraunts. Thanks again and good luck! ps I used my old emoticon signature because I was a little embarrassed to ask Holly out on a date. However I am so excited especially if she says yes!
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#189974 - 09/06/06 08:57 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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#189976 - 09/06/06 10:12 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Stay away from Tee Reel. That is Sierra Sinn's man.
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#189978 - 09/06/06 07:01 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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LOL... he works in a garden center, OK? Hardly connected to this sordid world of ours. I'm just using him to help me with my vegetable garden.
Did you just say "garden center?" I think we all know which darker-skinned non-porn gardner you're talking about...you were even going to buy one of his t-shirts!
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#189979 - 09/06/06 09:33 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Seeing his castrated and chromed balls hanging around his neck explains a lot.
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#189988 - 09/01/07 10:10 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Oye... I just got back from Costa Rica late last night, and I totally forgot it was my birthday until I checked my myspace account and I had all these "Happy Birthday" comments from people I don't even know. This is the first year I'm working on my birthday, since they don't matter to me as much anymore, and since I actually wish they would stop happening, as I near 30.
The best birthday present I gave myself this year was overcoming my fear of heights and doing the zipline canopy tour in the rainforest. It scared the shit out of me, but it was the most fun I've had in a long time!
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#189990 - 09/01/07 05:17 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Are you saying there is only one zipline in all of Costa Rica? To the Burgmobile! Burg, let's do this. Strapping vacationing foreigners to a rope and sending them careening through the forest all the while being located in a third world country where "liability" has no place in their lexicon. Untapped market potential.
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#190000 - 09/04/07 10:05 PM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I'm surprised by the lack of positive feedback regarding Holly's new pics. Holly, your stomach looks especially great. Whatever you're doing, keep it up. And I think you should change your avatar to this pic:
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#190001 - 09/05/07 06:11 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm surprised by the lack of positive feedback regarding Holly's new pics.
Holly, your stomach looks especially great. Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
I agree with you. However, burg has personally threatened every other poster who compliments Holly.
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#190002 - 09/05/07 06:31 AM
Re: Happy Birthday Holly!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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agreed. burg threatened to break my legs.
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