[queue Valley Girl voice]
Oh my god, oh my god, like...oh...my...god!!!

birdshit1: You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, so why should be expect you to understand this fucking drama? Know this, whores lie...and most of them are terribly annoying, regardless how interesting you think they are.

Derek117: Tawny is a big girl, she doesn't need parental support. She also has a husband (or rich boyfriend), does she not? Let him "intervene". We should just watch the fireworks (or lighter sparks) and stop hoping for anything.

Cindy: One of your buddies is AC Cream, too, right? There goes your credability. Gauge taking up firearms, you say? Wow, big surprise with a whore from Arkansas.

JS

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Mary: "Tawny Robert, Erica Alba and I hung out in my hotel room [Wednesday afternoon] after we spoke to you. We were up until 6 a.m. partying. Tawny wanted to hire a limo for $600 a day. I said no. Tawny got mad at me. 'Mary, why do we have to do what you want to do all the time?'

"I said, 'I have to go to Legend to have a meeting. I have to get a facial. I have to get my hair done.

"She gets mad at me. She said, 'Is Erica your new Tawny? Are you going to replace me with her?'

"I said, 'No. Tawny, I love you. But slow down the drinking and the partying.'

"They get in the town car to go to Legend. Tawny's drinking beers and champagne [while seven months pregnant]. She just thinks she can't drink hard liquor.

"Tawny and Erica go to the mall while I go to the hair salon. Tawny took Erica on a $3,000 shopping spree. They came out of the mall in matching outfits screaming, 'We hate Mary Carey.'

"The two of them said I was talking about them behind their back. They teamed up and left me. They went back to the Mondrian and drank and said, 'We hate you, Mary.' Tawny was calling me and saying 'F--- you.' All they do is text-message me mean things. 'I hear you told David [Tawny's boyfriend] I was having Marvin's [Tawny's previous man] boyfriend.'

"Erica's got my Louis Vutton purse. They won't respond to me.

"Tawny's baby's daddy David in New York has been calling me. I've been ignoring his calls. I called him up. 'Your little girl is here drinking and partying.'

"He cancelled her American Express card."

David's flying into L.A. Friday night.

"I just want to know what caused them to snap on me," says Mary Friday afternoon. "I flew Erica out here first-class. I was going to help her have a career. I know Holly doesn't like me but I thought she'd like Erica."

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