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#189681 - 09/02/06 02:18 PM Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
MoronBoy Offline
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1. Why do porn VHS tapes come in such freakishly oversized boxes? No one has been able to give me an answer to this question.

2. What is with a lot of scenes in gonzo videos being filmed in warehouse settings?

3. What makes alt. porn so much more "alternative" than other porn out there?

4. My friends raided my porn stash and acted appalled by what they found(JM stuff, Max Hardcore, ect.). They asked me why I don't just watch normal porn. Is any type of porn actually all that "normal"?

5. Does anybody have any answers for these question?

That's all for now, maybe I'll post more later.
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#189682 - 09/02/06 05:28 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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My unsolicited answers:

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1. Why do porn VHS tapes come in such freakishly oversized boxes? No one has been able to give me an answer to this question.





VHS tapes are fragile, so lots of surrounding cushioning keeps them from being destroyed by shifting and banging during shipping.

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2. What is with a lot of scenes in gonzo videos being filmed in warehouse settings?





Most porn companies have warehouses, so they can shoot on their own (private) property without film permits or other hassles.

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3. What makes alt. porn so much more "alternative" than other porn out there?





Nothing. It is fun to stigmatize those with non-mainstream preferences. Just like in all other aspects in life.

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4. My friends raided my porn stash and acted appalled by what they found(JM stuff, Max Hardcore, ect.). They asked me why I don't just watch normal porn. Is any type of porn actually all that "normal"?





Anything not bukkake or donkey punch might pass as normal. They probably use "normal" meaning having E! network-friendly stars liek (yawn) Jenna Jameson.

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5. Does anybody have any answers for these question?





Not really. I figured I'd waste a few seconds of your time and up my post count by one.

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#189683 - 09/02/06 06:10 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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4. My friends raided my porn stash and acted appalled by what they found(JM stuff, Max Hardcore, ect.). They asked me why I don't just watch normal porn. Is any type of porn actually all that "normal"?




Maybe you should have acted appalled that your friends raided your porn stash.
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#189684 - 09/02/06 06:19 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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4. My friends raided my porn stash and acted appalled by what they found(JM stuff, Max Hardcore, ect.). They asked me why I don't just watch normal porn. Is any type of porn actually all that "normal"?




Maybe you should have acted appalled that your friends raided your porn stash.




Agreed. Maybe this could be one of those "Man's Rules" beer commercials? Bonus points if Burt Reynolds brings it up.
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#189685 - 09/02/06 10:47 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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3. What makes alt. porn so much more "alternative" than other porn out there?




Only thing thats alternative about it is the fags making it trying to subconsciously direct their sexual confusion through the film.
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#189686 - 09/03/06 12:54 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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I personally think the reason the VHS boxes were so big is because it makes them harder to steal. If it were a safety issue for the tape, mainstream companies would use it.

They did the same thing with Cd's in the 80's. Until some tree huggers complained of the unnecessary waste of paper.

This is still done with some perfumes.

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#189687 - 09/03/06 03:08 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
gia jordan Offline
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2. What is with a lot of scenes in gonzo videos being filmed in warehouse settings?




Free location fee. Since they already own the warehouse for normal warehouse operations, why not shoot in it?

Durable. I've seen all types of scenes shot in warehouses, but it's most condusive to large casts like bukkakes. McMansion owners in Calabasas aren't too cool with convict jizz from 70 guys all over the credenza.
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#189688 - 09/03/06 10:02 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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The big VHS boxes also helped sell the product. The small VHS box is more akin to a thumbnail picture, and seeing the box cover whore in larger view just screams "buy me". Am I right, guys?

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#189689 - 09/03/06 11:26 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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Registered: 04/16/05
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The big VHS boxes also helped sell the product. The small VHS box is more akin to a thumbnail picture, and seeing the box cover whore in larger view just screams "buy me". Am I right, guys?




I'm with Paul Rubens on this, the box cover is what sells/rents the movie.

With a larger box, you can get more glossy photos of the whores with cum dripping from every orifice. It's like every box serves as a billboard.

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#189690 - 09/03/06 11:54 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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6. Why did a alt. porn director Ean Mckai(however he spells it, I really don't care and have seen 0% of his work) steal his name from Minor Threat/Fugazi vocalist Ian MacKaye? One makes PORN, and the other was in two bands and lived the Straight-Edge lifestyle of no smoking, drinking, drug, or PROMISCUOUS SEX!!!
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#189691 - 09/07/06 07:12 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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Okay, I thought of a few more, they may have been answered elsewhere but I couldn't find them:

7. Okay, on the subject of the more degrading, rough stuff(you know the type) out there I have another question. Why do the out of about the 100's of sluts who do this a couple pop-up here and there complaining about how misearable the experience was and what not. I mean, come on, how tough is it to get on the internet and do a little bit of research about what company/person your working for? I mean before you do a scene with a fellow who releases his atrocities as "Johnny Throatrammer"(made up name, obviously), wouldn't you want to Google the name and find out some background on his type of crap before you end up in a room alone with him, a camera guy, and swimming in a sea of your own and complaining about your rough treatment three months later on 20/20 or something?

8. What percentage of male talent has had a vasectomy?

9. Okay, hypothetical situation here. Let's say some up-and-coming naiive(read: stupid) starlet does one of those super 1,000 guys and an chimpanzee gang bang, bukkake, or anything else that involves a lot of dudes and man-slime. She forgets to take her birth control for a couple of days and bammo!, gets pregnant and keeps the kid(or kids if she happens to get blessed with 2 or more). Would they call all the guys that they could get a hold of and drag them in for DNA testing and make the lucky winner pay child support for 18 years(more if the kid goes on to college)?
9.(part B) What would the kid do when they discover how they were born?
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#189692 - 09/08/06 04:07 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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Registered: 09/06/06
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how tough is it to get on the internet and do a little bit of research about what company/person your working for?



Maybe they realize that most of the stuff about porn people on the internet is baseless nonsense written by dumb and crazy people.

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#189693 - 09/08/06 05:27 AM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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#189694 - 09/08/06 12:54 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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#189695 - 09/08/06 01:21 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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#189696 - 09/08/06 01:31 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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at least you picked the right website for your obsession with homosexuality:



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#189697 - 09/08/06 01:33 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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gloryhole service engineer... himan cum sponge



at least you picked the corrent website for your obsession with homosexuality:

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#189698 - 09/08/06 01:34 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
MoronBoy Offline
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how tough is it to get on the internet and do a little bit of research about what company/person your working for?



Maybe they realize that most of the stuff about porn people on the internet is baseless nonsense written by dumb and crazy people.




Okay, so maybe I should state this differently. Max Hardcore, for example has a website, and on this website one can watch previews for his videos/DVD's for free or sign up for a 5-day trial membership to his website for like 8bucks. I mean, come on, how hard would it be for a chick about ready to agree to do a scene with Max to check out this website to get a basic idea of what they are in for rather than later whining and crying about how they were mistreated and didn't realize that porno was this difficult and all that jazz.
Like any other work in life, you usually want to find out what the job entails, rather than looking at what the weekly paycheck will be. I mean, I could get a better paying job working for the town's sewage department, but I couldn't stomach doing that type of work so I stay where I am at.
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#189699 - 09/08/06 01:34 PM Re: Random Porn Questions I've Been Pondering
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gloryhole service engineer... himan cum sponge



at least you picked the corrent website for your obsession with homosexuality:





shouldn't you be out cruising for hookers to stab? don't let me keep you.

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