In light of the great turnover we've had here over the past six months, and as an assist to the newbies, allow me to elaborate on the great master's teachings:

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Some of my favorite moments



CHICO
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* When it became public that chico beat on female talent

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Looks like Chico finished up his 6 month stint for beating a 16 year old mexican hooker to within an inch of her life. I don't like the guy, i don't like what he stands for the way he uses all 265 pounds of himself to beat on women less then half his size, he is a cancer and should be shunned and not accepted by the porn industry, what he does is only a step below fucking with hiv. (chico) (porn women)






SAMMURA
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* the first two sammura meltdowns , the third and last was disappointing, kinda like the godfather trilogy.

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WOW HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU? FIRST SMARTT SENDING ME DEATHTHREATS THREW EMAIL AND NOW YOU. I AM SORRY BUT YOU AND SMARTT ARE TAKING THIS SHIT TO FAR. WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT EMAILING ME PICTURE OF UNDERAGE KIDS AND DEAD BODIES?







GYPSY/RENFIELD
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* Gypsy's picture being posted and we all realized that she looked like something the japanese harpoon, cut into cubes and sell by the pound and the horrifying images of her trying to engulf her dyke partner who looked like one of the columbine school killers.

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That picture has just gotten more disturbing over time, you start to notice other things like her fat german sausage fingers, her off yellow finger nails and just the overall nastiness of them trying to embrace in a passionate kiss which tends to look more like gypsy is hunting for cornbeef on the roof of skillz mouth with her tongue.






KYOTO
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* Kyoto/ garfield feuds and later biff/garfield feuds

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When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.





FIREWALL
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* jenna cripple fanboy era (for however brief it was)
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I haven't read every Jenna thread but some of you guys suck! I've know Jenna for the last four years.She is one of the most thoughtful and generous women i know. The `flamers' thread really was Jenna.



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Oh, I see, it's ok to continue attacking me cos I stuck up for Jenna? Fine, if that's what you want Monkey. Personally, I'd rather stop sniping and get on with the forum. I speak with an English accent and I'm not gay. I have enough trouble having the `minority' status of having cerebral palsy without being gay too. That would be too much like a bad joke....no belly patting until we know each other better...gerard would get jealous.










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