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#189305 - 08/31/06 03:53 PM
Wonderful moments here
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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I've had lots of wonderful moments here. Lots. I'm thankful too because life is generally so horrible. Anyway among these moments I have enjoyed a lot here (by memory only):
I think it was in the Cherry Poppens thread: Someone posted a picture of Cherry Poppens with a goblet of semen. DaBurglar remarked (approx.) :"Have you noticed how often cum is portrayed as a beverage in pornography these days?" to which Bornyo replied (approx.), "Yes I have. I don't understand it. I'm disgusted by it. And I can't decide if it's a celebration of life as in primitive tribes drinking bull semen during spring, or if it further devalues life by treating sperm as a snack."
Another moment I like is when that black woman in that Talent for Hire board started a self promotional thread and GUAPO replied "What up nigga!".
Submit your moments please.
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#189307 - 08/31/06 04:59 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
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I remember once Gia sent me a nice personal message after i was geekin on shrooms for a bit and was posting nonsense...luckily i left the computer before the shit really started to take hold and went swimming at a pal's pool. She was so sweet and I think of it when I view her pornography...it may have even urged me to purchase a title but i dont spend $$$ on Porno since the Broadband Internets.
sorry if i contributed somehow to Jon Doughs self lynching...
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#189308 - 08/31/06 05:06 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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P.S. One time here I offered a link to pornographic images of the lovely Melanie Jagger getting gangfucked that were faulty and useless. Jeff Steward replied something to the effect of "A square with an X in it has no stroke potential." I found this reply very enjoyable.
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#189309 - 08/31/06 05:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
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#189310 - 08/31/06 05:10 PM
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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#189313 - 08/31/06 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I've had a few great moments here too. It's next to impossible for me to list them. One of my favorites was when someone went off on a long passionate rant and cumalloverher followed it with his first "hey XXXX, how's it going?  " Really, after that caoh was golden to me. Another favorite of mine was when the Smiling Arab posted "Saratoga_120 talcums, if ever a man talcumed"(sic) The first time Sammura posted about Monkey being all alone up in that big house on the hill was another highwater mark. I guess my low-water mark, even though it was funny, was telling Garfield I'd just shoot him if I saw him.
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#189317 - 09/01/06 11:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Some of my favorite moments
* When it became public that chico beat on female talent
* the first two sammura meltdowns , the third and last was disappointing, kinda like the godfather trilogy.
* Gypsy's picture being posted and we all realized that she looked like something the japanese harpoon, cut into cubes and sell by the pound and the horrifying images of her trying to engulf her dyke partner who looked like one of the columbine school killers.
* Kyoto/ garfield feuds and later biff/garfield feuds
* jenna cripple fanboy era (for however brief it was)
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#189318 - 09/02/06 10:53 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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In light of the great turnover we've had here over the past six months, and as an assist to the newbies, allow me to elaborate on the great master's teachings: Quote:
Some of my favorite moments
CHICO
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* When it became public that chico beat on female talent
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Looks like Chico finished up his 6 month stint for beating a 16 year old mexican hooker to within an inch of her life. I don't like the guy, i don't like what he stands for the way he uses all 265 pounds of himself to beat on women less then half his size, he is a cancer and should be shunned and not accepted by the porn industry, what he does is only a step below fucking with hiv. (chico) (porn women)
SAMMURA
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* the first two sammura meltdowns , the third and last was disappointing, kinda like the godfather trilogy.
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WOW HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU? FIRST SMARTT SENDING ME DEATHTHREATS THREW EMAIL AND NOW YOU. I AM SORRY BUT YOU AND SMARTT ARE TAKING THIS SHIT TO FAR. WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT EMAILING ME PICTURE OF UNDERAGE KIDS AND DEAD BODIES?
GYPSY/RENFIELD
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* Gypsy's picture being posted and we all realized that she looked like something the japanese harpoon, cut into cubes and sell by the pound and the horrifying images of her trying to engulf her dyke partner who looked like one of the columbine school killers.
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That picture has just gotten more disturbing over time, you start to notice other things like her fat german sausage fingers, her off yellow finger nails and just the overall nastiness of them trying to embrace in a passionate kiss which tends to look more like gypsy is hunting for cornbeef on the roof of skillz mouth with her tongue.
KYOTO
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* Kyoto/ garfield feuds and later biff/garfield feuds
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When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.
FIREWALL
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* jenna cripple fanboy era (for however brief it was)
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I haven't read every Jenna thread but some of you guys suck! I've know Jenna for the last four years.She is one of the most thoughtful and generous women i know. The `flamers' thread really was Jenna.
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Oh, I see, it's ok to continue attacking me cos I stuck up for Jenna? Fine, if that's what you want Monkey. Personally, I'd rather stop sniping and get on with the forum. I speak with an English accent and I'm not gay. I have enough trouble having the `minority' status of having cerebral palsy without being gay too. That would be too much like a bad joke....no belly patting until we know each other better...gerard would get jealous.
It's a pleasure to serve your greater glory, sir. 
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#189319 - 09/03/06 04:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You guys mean everything to me. You have no idea. Lurking since late 2003 and joined aug 2005. Is it just me or does it sound like I should end that with 'HOLLA!'
Any pics done Monkey Style!!!!
Meeth
Brazzle lying her ass off until Smiling Arab and Monkey discover she never did have a husband who died in Iraq or 'Faloosha.'
Kami vs. Jenna
Wankus threatens to sue XPT
Any Phil Owensmouth observation.
Marc Wallace is dead
The fake Catalina.
Smiling Arab telling Smartt he'd like to see street kids beat him with rolls of nickles as 'The Girl from Ipanema' played.
Any jamesn antics
Have2cit kicking Smartt's ass repeatedly.
Sal MckVey aka Wtf.
Have2cit kicking Cryin' Knox's ass all over the board then Knox tattles on us to ADT and gets banned there.
Smartt wishing hiv on me and spamming the board after I banned him, causing xpt to shut down.
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#189321 - 09/03/06 10:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Thank you for the kind words soopergrizz LOL who the fuck did this again?, i just think its fantastic that there is actually a real picture of sammura doing this?. Frightening as to what sammura thinks is sexy. LOL the image is listed as cow, god shes hideous, and the arab gypsy icon hanging itself was priceless, Hey gypsy you still licking clit with columbine?. The Best, the fucking best, Im trying to remember if there was a picture of him playing the harmonica or if I just dreamed that, he was the shining light in the dim (and short thankfully) period of the jenna era, her cripple in shinning armor, willing to lay down in front of anyone and thing in her honor Quote:
It's a pleasure to serve your greater glory, sir.
I can't accept the credit, when you have people like the people above to work with it handles itself.
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You guys mean everything to me. You have no idea. Lurking since late 2003 and joined aug 2005. Is it just me or does it sound like I should end that with 'HOLLA!'
ad no idea you lurked for that long
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Any pics done Monkey Style!!!!
I was actually in the mood to do another one of these the other day but there wasn't enough good ones posted by luke 
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#189322 - 09/03/06 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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You guys mean everything to me. You have no idea. Lurking since late 2003 and joined aug 2005. Is it just me or does it sound like I should end that with 'HOLLA!'
ad no idea you lurked for that long
took me awhile, too..
sign up: 03/28/04
first post: 07/12/04
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Any pics done Monkey Style!!!!
I was actually in the mood to do another one of these the other day but there wasn't enough good ones posted by luke
Gia's pix...but they aren't bad either
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#189326 - 09/03/06 11:14 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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It's got to be the Brandon Iron staring at a penis with lasers coming out of his eyes. Anyone have a link to that picture?
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#189328 - 09/04/06 07:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It's got to be the Brandon Iron staring at a penis with lasers coming out of his eyes. Anyone have a link to that picture?
Tada!
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#189330 - 09/07/06 11:25 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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Any Phil Owensmouth observation.
lol that guy was the best poster ever, not only in xpt but in the whole internet.
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#189335 - 12/17/09 02:20 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Tis The Season Bump....
edit to add that this thread may contain Elabos single greatest post ever.... third one, first page.
Edited by LouCypher (12/17/09 02:42 PM)
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#189336 - 12/17/09 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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This one.
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#189338 - 12/17/09 06:45 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Focus on the thread... look and learn. Not to be one of "them" but this is how you roll. There's so much lawl in this thread it's amazing. I dunno... maybe it is time to shut it down. 
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