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#189263 - 08/31/06 01:54 PM
Mention a strange and true fact about yourself.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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This is not a uniquely adultdvdtalk sort of posting, so there's no need for bitching. If it's lame it's lame in a general sense, persons.
I can't think of anything the slightest bit strange or interersting or surprising about myself. I was going to say I own a biplane but that is a lie. I suppose it's strange that I'm not dead yet, but only in the context of what goes on inside my pitifully sick soul, and noone knows but me, persons.
P.S. I had a really cool and upsetting dream last night. I'm not putting it in a post of its own because for one I hate that sort of hubris and I want to kill it in myself, and B my cretinous conscious mind has had all day to poison it with vapid reflection and rewrites. Any way as quick and as sparse as I can: I was in front of an audience displaying art I made. The art was pieces of cardboard with a strip of clear tape over the center. Under each piece of tape was a insect that was murdered by the application of the tape, the way their spindly legs were sprawled akimbo and antennae and such was pitiful and horri9fying and that was the point of the art. I also knew in the dream this was to promote the tape for sale. Somehow this had something to do with 'Gag Factor' and some of the audience were beset with unease and distress. I was soon crying looking at the bugs and I felt in danger like being exposed or something.
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#189264 - 08/31/06 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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I have an irregular heartbeat.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#189265 - 08/31/06 02:47 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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I am a Lefty on a hardcore porno message board...apparently a rare and strange breed.
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#189266 - 08/31/06 02:47 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Mahler had an irregular heartbeat. That faerie Leonard Bernstein suggested that the off kilter progress of the 1st movement of his 9th Symphony was an explicit reference to it and an acknowledgement of his impending death and the abyss the world was teetered on at that time. How does your heartbeat affect your art, sir?
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#189267 - 08/31/06 02:48 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 28
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You really don't want to know, trust me!
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#189269 - 08/31/06 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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It puts me at odds with electricity which affects what I work on or with. A couple weeks ago a transformer blew up outside our house then sent a surge thru the cable line into my computer thru the usb netmate modem/computer gobetween, which in fact blew up and fried yet another one of my computers. So I built a new one.
Then a couple days ago I was doing laundry and the phone rang upstairs so I ran for it but somehow stuck my finger right into an open socket and electrocuted myself super bad. Went straight into my heart, heart felt like it got stuck on expand cuz it must have been on expand the moment I conducted, during it's expand/contract routine. Felt like a balloon blowing up til it pops...
Electricity tries to mutate me somehow, or kill me or do things that make it more likely that I'll put myself in harmful situations resulting in electric death. Next week I'm working on a project with robot cows and I fear for my life.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#189278 - 08/31/06 03:14 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Let me ask you this. Do you know anybody that survived a lightning strike? I'm a little fascinated by this. I saw a middleaged woman on a PBS show about weather who was struck by lightning. Her demeanor was riveting. Now, she may have been this way before the strike, but in the little reading I've done about this a lightning strike effects the way the brain operates and can profoundly change a person. I read a few survivor testimonies, and the common theme was alienation of loved ones due to the change in their person. Anyway, this woman described her experience as that of a force reaching across the Universe to the pinpoint of herself. Religious. Do you know of any books or movies on this topic? I thought about an idea for a movie, but it ended up being just a ripoff of a fine movie about plane crash survivors called 'Fearless' starring Jeff Bridges.
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#189281 - 08/31/06 03:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Quote:
Let me ask you this. Do you know anybody that survived a lightning strike? I'm a little fascinated by this. I saw a middleaged woman on a PBS show about weather who was struck by lightning. Her demeanor was riveting. Now, she may have been this way before the strike, but in the little reading I've done about this a lightning strike effects the way the brain operates and can profoundly change a person. I read a few survivor testimonies, and the common theme was alienation of loved ones due to the change in their person. Anyway, this woman described her experience as that of a force reaching across the Universe to the pinpoint of herself. Religious. Do you know of any books or movies on this topic? I thought about an idea for a movie, but it ended up being just a ripoff of a fine movie about plane crash survivors called 'Fearless' starring Jeff Bridges.
Phenomenon - John Travolta
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#189282 - 08/31/06 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Actually I've heard of people struck by lightening and surviving and it's almost always girls. As for movies and such... I can't think of any right now.
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#189290 - 08/31/06 04:32 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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#189291 - 08/31/06 04:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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I lost my virginity to Pink Floyd's "Careful with that axe, Eugene".
So, did you scream along? 
Unfortunately, no. I remember repeating "omigod omigod omigod" for an hour while watching this beautiful girl bob her head over my cock rhythmically though. We'll call that "strange fact #2".
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#189294 - 08/31/06 04:52 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Wow this thread has taken a creepy turn!
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#189297 - 08/31/06 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Phenomenon - John Travolta
Oh yes, they did.
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#189298 - 08/31/06 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Oh yes, they did.
Shocked? No. What's shocking is they haven't caught Tom Cruise yet. 
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#189300 - 09/01/06 02:20 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I once stood for election to the European Parliament.
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#189304 - 09/01/06 11:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I collect unusual doormats
get yours at http://www.deadcatdoormat.com
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