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#188825 - 08/29/06 01:54 PM I hate Jack Black
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Does anyone think this dipshit is funny? To me he is the Wankus of straight media.
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#188826 - 08/29/06 02:56 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I liked him until he did School of Rock. Once you do movies with little kids in them, you're on your way out. Think Vin Really-I'm-Straight Diesel in The Pacifier or even Shwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop.
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#188827 - 08/29/06 02:59 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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Don't forget Eddie Murphy.. that guy has sold his damn soul to Disney, et. al. Cuba Gooding Jr. had promise also until he did Snow Dogs.

As far as Jack Black goes, Envy is the worst movie ever made. I did enjoy Saving Silverman, though.
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#188828 - 08/29/06 03:01 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I have no problem with the dude, but Larry the Cable Guy on the other hand. Let's not even start. All the rednecks around my area love the guy though. Do they not realize he's MAKING FUN OF THEM????

I really enjoyed Saving Silverman though, mainly cause it reminded me and my buddies of a friend we had.(although his girlfriend was quite stupid, but could still drag him around by a leash.)


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#188829 - 08/29/06 03:17 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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This is a classic take off on the "Jesus Christ Superstar" film Jack Black did in '96 on Mr Show...Really cool if you have seen the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrwSMzUMOrU

sorry if i killed the thread by posting but i couldnt resist...this is goood.
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#188830 - 08/29/06 03:18 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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plus Tenacious D rocks...
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#188831 - 08/29/06 03:28 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I liked him until he did School of Rock. Once you do movies with little kids in them, you're on your way out. Think Vin Really-I'm-Straight Diesel in The Pacifier or even Shwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop.





That is generally true, but 'School of Rock' is a special case. The script was garbage, and Black's motives for doing it are clearly the usual Tom Hanks/Robin Williams/Jim Carrey career building...but the movie was directed by Richard Linklater, a film artist and not someone to roll over and play dead for a high concept. There are a least two films running simultaneously in this movie, probably three, but relatively inconspicuously as it's not the usual cheeky self referential fgenre subverting American audacity going on. Linklater is similar to Altman in this way, but is even more European. I'm not saying it's a great movie, but it delivers the laughs built in as well as others and lingers in the memory. It's an achievement of sorts that way.

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#188832 - 08/29/06 03:44 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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Speaking of Linklater...this news excites me more than any recently as far as cinema goes...

http://www.slashfilm.com/article.php/20060829the-last-detail-sequel

"The Last Detail" has one of my favorite Jack Nicholson performances and is a great time capsule of the early 70's.
It could be awful but I have trust in Linklater's skills. Everything Caoh said is right on...(miss Oppenheimer tho...)


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#188833 - 08/29/06 03:59 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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#188834 - 08/29/06 04:15 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I have no problem with the dude, but Larry the Cable Guy on the other hand. Let's not even start. All the rednecks around my area love the guy though. Do they not realize he's MAKING FUN OF THEM????





I think that's a question for have2cshit, but he probably loves the guy either way.

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#188835 - 08/29/06 04:18 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I liked him until he did School of Rock. Once you do movies with little kids in them, you're on your way out. Think Vin Really-I'm-Straight Diesel in The Pacifier or even Shwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop.




Gia hits the nail on the head again
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#188836 - 08/29/06 04:22 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I think that's a question for have2cshit, but he probably loves the guy either way.






you think of that all by yourself? how clever and original.

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#188837 - 08/29/06 04:26 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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windsock...fantastic clip...sorry they cut it short tho. I can see the last bit setting up perfectly the premise of the sequal tho as far as the characters.


btw have you seen "The Passenger"? Just got it on DVD...fantastic Nicholson role...I love that period of his work..."china town" "5 easy pieces" "cuckoos nest"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31bXhQOImU

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#188838 - 08/29/06 04:44 PM Re: I hate Jack Black
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I saw 'The Passenger' years ago on The Movie Channel or something. I remember Nicholson doing a scene whdere he was bored waiting on one of his adopted identity meetings and smears a bug against a wall. I also remember the footage of the firing squad, with the poor fucker rousing after each salvo for whatever reason, body or mind. BLAM. and the grainy film shows the whites of his eyes blazing forward yet again and his arms come up gracefully as if he was trying to finish some business of life before he's gone.And Nicholson hitting his Jeep with a shovel. And that lovely young woman. And the camera drifting at the end. I only speak English and a very little German and am monstrously ignorant of the life of the rest of the world outside America. So subtitle films are seriously stillborn things for me.The only other Antonioni movies I've seen are 'The Red Desert' and his bit in 'eros' from a few years back. I have no contexts for it, but I love his feel for being the looker, not necessarily and stupidly godlike as in Kubrick but like the god within looking lusting a despairing .

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#188839 - 08/30/06 02:52 AM Re: I hate Jack Black
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Don't forget Eddie Murphy.. that guy has sold his damn soul to Disney, et. al.




They recently had a season of early Eddie Murphy flicks on Paramount Comedy, and the trailer was like 'You've seen him in Dr. Doolittle/Nutty Professor/Daddy Day Care...now see him back when he was good!'.

Sad but true

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