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#188784 - 08/29/06 11:49 AM This site is more addictive than the hockey site:
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#188785 - 08/29/06 03:29 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey site:
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#188786 - 08/29/06 03:41 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap060807.html
Looking at this image makes me enormously happy. I have a notion of why, but it's something I can't put fully into words.

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#188787 - 08/29/06 04:30 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Why do we not just take it all the way and call all the planets space rocks?

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#188788 - 08/29/06 11:39 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188789 - 08/31/06 02:21 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Extra Galaxies
Do you suppose amongst all these unfathomable numberings of suns and wordlets that other civilizations have sprung up? If so, do you figure they produce pornography? Can you muse to conceive what that pornography may be like?


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#188790 - 08/31/06 03:00 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Extra Galaxies
Do you suppose amongst all these unfathomable numberings of suns and wordlets that other civilizations have sprung up? If so, do you figure they produce pornography? Can you muse to conceive what that pornography may be like?




It's always back to The Pornography with you. As focused as maged in your own right.

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#188791 - 09/02/06 02:35 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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It is deeply disturbing how artfully sentimental & profitabal graphics artists like the Steven Spielsbergs have corrupted sciences like astronmy what struggle by the skin of their teeth to justify their funding to the troglodytes what hold the societal purse strings.
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#188792 - 09/02/06 05:54 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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I hear tell that Jeff is planning a new series called 'Intergalactic Swirlies', where the chick gets fucked in the ass, cummed on, then gets her head rammed down a black hole.

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#188793 - 09/02/06 08:11 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Lol Dan! Well I must asmit that I do not understand about astronmy however I would like to say that I love our stars lol! Well this is anice change of pace for a while and this is one of the reasons that I enjoy coming here! Well I will not write much more however I did want Dan to know that I know that he was making a joke! And also to say how beautiful the stars are! You guys!




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#188794 - 09/03/06 06:16 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188795 - 09/03/06 06:19 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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P.S. I'm really sorry about posting that huge image and basically ruining the thread. I was really drunk. I don't know what the excuse is for the asshole what reply to it and quoted it. I am sorry though. Somebody should fix it.
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#188796 - 09/03/06 09:38 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188797 - 09/03/06 09:43 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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I want to jack-off during a shuttle flight, not because I'm a fag or because ugly female astronauts turn me on, but because I want to see my man paste float through the air in all of its glory...

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#188798 - 09/03/06 09:52 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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I want to jack-off during a shuttle flight, not because I'm a fag or because ugly female astronauts turn me on, but because I want to see my man paste float through the air in all of its glory...



You want to be an orbital Peter North.
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#188799 - 09/07/06 03:59 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Green Aurora Over Lake Superior

Red, Oxygen-Deprived Aurora Over a Pool over Her Own Drool/Vomit



I had a relatively huge comment to append to the juxtaposition of these imageries, but the parallels drawn elsewhere betwixt myself and Da Burglar deeply disturb me. Not because I hold Da Burglar in low esteem- much the opposite. It is because I can't handle criticism of any kind at any time foir any reason. In any case an English teacher in high school said toward all of us that it is generally more effective to show than to tell., Wow that is so true.


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#188800 - 09/07/06 10:56 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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We sent a camera into space on top of a rocket. It went to Saturn and took this picture and sent it back:



Higher quality cameras are presently in the hands of pornographers but their utility is wasted.

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#188801 - 09/09/06 08:14 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188802 - 09/12/06 06:16 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188803 - 08/06/07 11:26 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188804 - 05/14/08 06:20 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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#188805 - 05/14/08 08:52 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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NASA News Audio Live Streaming


COMING UP:
1 p.m. EDT, Wednesday, May 14


NASA has scheduled a media teleconference to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years.





Max Hardcore's home planet?

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#188806 - 05/15/08 08:07 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Turns out it was a supernova only 140 years old.

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#188807 - 05/15/08 09:17 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Turns out it was a supernova only 140 years old.

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What's the Eye of Sauron doing in outer space?
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#188808 - 05/15/08 01:00 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Quote:

Quote:

NASA News Audio Live Streaming


COMING UP:
1 p.m. EDT, Wednesday, May 14


NASA has scheduled a media teleconference to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years.




Max Hardcore's home planet?




No honey, they said NASA. Not NASCAR.
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#188809 - 05/16/08 12:23 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

NASA News Audio Live Streaming


COMING UP:
1 p.m. EDT, Wednesday, May 14


NASA has scheduled a media teleconference to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years.




Max Hardcore's home planet?




No honey, they said NASA. Not NASCAR.





lol wow awesome

oh and lest i forget giaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaayyyyy

(edit has anyone struggled through the proposition yet, jesus christ im giving it my all but godddddddddddddd is this dragging )

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#188810 - 05/16/08 06:23 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey si
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No honey, they said NASA. Not NASCAR.





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#188811 - 09/20/09 12:23 AM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey site:
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I was in third grade when I first learned about the planets. I memorized their order from the sun and their names. My teacher then told us about their moons. "Saturn has more than 60 moons" she said. "And Jupiter has a moon made up purely of water ice."

Today I bought a telescope. It comes with a star chart so you know what time of the year to point your telescope in a particular direction. Today I saw Mars. It looks unreal- it's just a red ball. Blood red. And it's hanging there, in space. Attached to a giant string that goes up to ceiling of the universe.

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#188812 - 09/22/09 01:15 PM Re: This site is more addictive than the hockey site:
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