I'm shocked. And appalled. And a little sad. Mostly shocked and appalled. Kinda hungry, too. I wonder what Jon's last meal was? Must not have been too good -- didn't help him realize that life's full of a lot of wonderful little things that can get you through rough times. Did I hear mention of drugs? Should have got the legal stuff. They could have helped. I was charmed and pleased to see Vince Voyeur made a point of letting all readers know that Jon was a master woodsman. "Never had a bad day", said Vince. Not until he punched his own ticket, at least. He'll live on through his daughter, though. I'm sure she'll be pleased to learn that her father was a porn mook who killed himself when "work" got the better of him. If there's one positive thing we can take from this devastating event, it's this -- at least he didn't kill himself over Jill Kelly. Not the biggest and best silver lining in the history of the known universe, but a silver lining nonetheless.

R.I.P, Jon. You'll be dearly missed by five people.