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#188404 - 08/27/06 05:28 PM Stripper Blog
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Randomly, I found a stripper's blog off a myspace link in her sig on an exotic dance forum I joined the other day. Getting ready to quit being an exotic dancer / stripper Current mood: depressed Category: Jobs, Work, Careers Well,my days are coming closer to quitting my dancing career.My DUI and not being able to drive is making ready to quit.Along with my husband thinking I should quit also.The money was nice while it lasted.So was meeting friends and the partying too.I am going to be working at a pork slaughter house.I dont know what I have gotten myself into.I probably will be dancing a few more times.I have been doing it for about 6 or 7 years.I dont want to quit. OMFG! I can't stop laughing at this part: .I am going to be working at a pork slaughter house.I dont know what I have gotten myself into. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#188405 - 08/27/06 05:58 PM Re: Stripper Blog
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: OMFG! I can't stop laughing at this part: .I am going to be working at a pork slaughter house.I dont know what I have gotten myself into. I thought that was pretty good too(or is it 'to'?). So how do you go from a brass pole to gutting a pig. When you get done with porn Gia, what kind of slaughter house are you heading to? Pork, Beef, Poltry, or Fanboy? _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#188406 - 08/27/06 06:10 PM Re: Stripper Blog
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: I thought that was pretty good too(or is it 'to'?). It's 'too' when it's used like 'also' or before an adjective such as 'she was too fucked up on meth to notice she had developed meeth.' When 'too' is used like also, there should be a comma before 'too.' Example: I like when you stand outside my bedroom window, too. Quote: So how do you go from a brass pole to gutting a pig. When you get done with porn. Gia, what kind of slaughter house are you heading to? Pork, Beef, Poltry, or Fanboy? The Applesauce(r) kind _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#188407 - 08/27/06 06:58 PM Re: Stripper Blog
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	If ever there was a job that induces illicit drug use more than full time stripping, it's being a slaughterhouse worker. At least it was in Iowa, just ask Tom Arnold. Any more these days, they're all staffed by illegals who are too happy to be earning a paycheck that isn't garnished by banditos to waste it on meth.
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#188408 - 08/27/06 07:00 PM Re: Stripper Blog
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: OMFG! I can't stop laughing at this part: .I am going to be working at a pork slaughter house.I dont know what I have gotten myself into. My neighbor used to work at a chicken slaughterhouse. He rode the bus after work. He had a white trench coat stained in blood from the chickens and long hair. He looked crazy. He plays bass for Static-X now. Poor girl is going to have nightmares about screaming pigs. _________________________
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#188409 - 08/27/06 07:07 PM Re: Stripper Blog
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: My neighbor used to work at a chicken slaughterhouse. He rode the bus after work. He had a white trench coat stained in blood from the chickens and long hair. He looked crazy. He plays bass for Static-X now. Sweet! He should wear the jacket on stage. I love Static-X. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#188410 - 08/27/06 07:09 PM Re: Stripper Blog
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Quote: I thought that was pretty good too(or is it 'to'?). It's 'too' when it's used like 'also' or before an adjective such as 'she was too fucked up on meth to notice she had developed meeth.' When 'too' is used like also, there should be a comma before 'too.' Example: I like when you stand outside my bedroom window, too. Don't forget the classic 'too', meaning excessive, as in " Aurora Snow did too much anal and must wear a diaper from now on." Also, there are many other fun things you can do with adverbs, grammar's bastard stepchild. Edited by soopergrizz (08/27/06 07:20 PM) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#188411 - 08/27/06 07:13 PM Re: Stripper Blog
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: He plays bass for Static-X now. I hate to be the one to say it, but it's only a matter of time before he's be back with the chickens. Here's hoping he kept the coat.
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#188412 - 08/27/06 07:13 PM Re: Stripper Blog
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: Quote: My neighbor used to work at a chicken slaughterhouse. He rode the bus after work. He had a white trench coat stained in blood from the chickens and long hair. He looked crazy. He plays bass for Static-X now. Sweet! He should wear the jacket on stage. I love Static-X. Not a Static-X fan, but come to think of it that would definitely add to their stage presence. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#188413 - 08/27/06 07:32 PM Re: Stripper Blog
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: My neighbor used to work at a chicken slaughterhouse. He rode the bus after work. He had a white trench coat stained in blood from the chickens and long hair. He looked crazy. He plays bass for Static-X now. Sweet! He should wear the jacket on stage. I love Static-X. lol. Tony's a cool guy. He probably would. _________________________
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#188414 - 08/27/06 07:33 PM Re: Stripper Blog
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: He plays bass for Static-X now. I hate to be the one to say it, but it's only a matter of time before he's be back with the chickens. Here's hoping he kept the coat. Higly unlikely. Static has been around for over 10 yr. now and he also plays in the death metal band Assesino. _________________________
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#188415 - 08/28/06 01:40 PM Re: Stripper Blog
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	A stripper I know from Hartford named...."Destiny"...now fields calls from Irate Housepets as the customer service manager for a Pet Food Manufacturer somewhere in Rhode Island....wtf??? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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