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#188351 - 08/27/06 08:54 AM over-hyped chicks
ranchero Offline
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Registered: 08/02/06
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just wondering if im the only one who think a lot of so called "celebrity" are over hyped as far as their strokeability. Right off the top of my head Paris hilton... How she even qualify for human status is beyond me

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#188352 - 08/27/06 10:23 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Are you talking about non-porn women? If so you probably should have posted this in the "A World Outside of Porn" Forum. Just a bit of advice new guy.
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#188353 - 08/27/06 11:18 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Are you talking about non-porn women? If so you probably should have posted this in the "A World Outside of Porn" Forum. Just a bit of advice new guy.




what'd he register, like a week after you did? new guy.

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#188354 - 08/27/06 11:47 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Donkey Punch Offline
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Registered: 08/12/06
Posts: 76
Better watch out Eddie, apparently "The queers don't back down".

Excellent post btw of the girls of Malice's office, do you still have the Ceara Lynch pic that photobucket disabled?

And ranchero, be fair, Paris Hilton is/was highly strokable, as reflected in the sales figures for 1 night in Paris.

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#188355 - 08/28/06 12:07 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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Better watch out Eddie, apparently "The queers don't back down".

Excellent post btw of the girls of Malice's office, do you still have the Ceara Lynch pic that photobucket disabled?





no, i only copied and pasted that pic from a previous thread. malice will have it somewhere if you ask him nicely i'm sure.

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#188356 - 08/28/06 12:17 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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....do you still have the Ceara Lynch pic that photobucket disabled?




Clicking on properties lists that disabled pic as "ceara-12", so I think it's this one.




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#188357 - 08/28/06 04:20 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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what'd he register, like a week after you did? new guy.




Can a new guy not give a little advice to another new guy. Sheesh
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#188358 - 08/28/06 05:12 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
Ejac Offline
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Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 55








Where's the one of her grabbing hold of a shoe with her teeth?


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#188359 - 08/28/06 09:37 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Where's the one of her grabbing hold of a shoe with her teeth?






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#188360 - 08/28/06 04:36 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Ejac Offline
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Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 55

Are you waiting for a bowl of Gravy Train? Growl bitch! Bark!

Forget it. Even Paris isn't that difficult.

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#188361 - 08/28/06 04:45 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Masochist.

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#188362 - 08/28/06 09:06 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Donkey Punch Offline
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Registered: 08/12/06
Posts: 76
Hey Ceara, did anyone at JM offer to put you in a movie?

I think that an appearence in Young & Anal is just the vehicle to catapult you into the porno bigtime. You're gonna be big.

JENNA JAMESON BIG!

All you have to do is grab it. Make you dreams come true, the next multi million-dollar Porno dream girl could be you.

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#188363 - 08/28/06 10:10 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
All I ever needed was for someone to believe in me. Thank you, sir. You have no idea what this means.

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#188364 - 08/28/06 10:47 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Can someone please change the title of this thread? Ceara is by no means an over-hyped chick!

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#188365 - 08/28/06 11:12 PM ramble
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Hey Ceara, did anyone at JM offer to put you in a movie?

I think that an appearence in Young & Anal is just the vehicle to catapult you into the porno bigtime. You're gonna be big.

JENNA JAMESON BIG!

All you have to do is grab it. Make you dreams come true, the next multi million-dollar Porno dream girl could be you.






I'd love to see this too! I'm sure filming porn is by no means as glamourous as it appears and is probably a total letdown but its awesome for fans! Of course you could be like Brooke and Jenaveve Jolie and go 4 years without filming an anal scene

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#188366 - 08/29/06 07:14 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
ranchero Offline
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Registered: 08/02/06
Posts: 11
i guess this was a a more general thread than anything else. sorry

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#188367 - 08/29/06 04:11 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

just wondering if im the only one who think a lot of so called "celebrity" are over hyped as far as their strokeability. Right off the top of my head Paris hilton... How she even qualify for human status is beyond me




She's had a publicist since she was 17 years old. That's how she got her 'over hyped' status. She paid for it.
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#188368 - 08/29/06 04:19 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
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Okay. I looked at this photograph many times when it first appeared, but only just now do I notice that her narcotized, parted-lips stare is not so much a mindlessly lewd contemplation of all that cocks what want to enter her from behind due to the recording of the image, but that she is looking directly at the wastebasket, from which is jutting a document with "Venus" printed onto it. What I want to know is- was this staged to have the cnceptual vantage point disappear onto the garbage Venus, or am I reading into it like I read into relationships because I've been drinking alcohol?


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#188369 - 08/29/06 06:05 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Okay. I looked at this photograph many times when it first appeared, but only just now do I notice that her narcotized, parted-lips stare is not so much a mindlessly lewd contemplation of all that cocks what want to enter her from behind due to the recording of the image, but that she is looking directly at the wastebasket, from which is jutting a document with "Venus" printed onto it. What I want to know is- was this staged to have the cnceptual vantage point disappear onto the garbage Venus, or am I reading into it like I read into relationships because I've been drinking alcohol?







You might be onto something. All I know is Jeff told me to look that way. You'd have to ask him.

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#188370 - 08/29/06 06:16 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town


The Venus De Porno

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#188371 - 08/29/06 06:24 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Maldini Offline
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Registered: 04/25/05
Posts: 111
Loc: Ireland
mmmmmmm...gummy de milo

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#188372 - 08/29/06 06:49 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Is the Plant real or fake?




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#188373 - 08/29/06 07:03 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Damn. That's gotta be your shortest post ever Burg.
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#188374 - 08/29/06 07:36 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
The plant is real. Only a real plant can look that anemic just before it dies -- kinda like a crack ho.
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#188375 - 08/29/06 07:45 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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What's with the Granny panties?

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#188376 - 08/29/06 08:34 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Donkey Punch Offline
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Registered: 08/12/06
Posts: 76
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What's with the Granny panties?





I believe those are the Prerequisite Barely legal, young girl in white cotton panties, good girls don't wear thongs, why do guys always want to stick it my ass, panties.

I think Ceara makes em' look good.

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#188377 - 08/29/06 09:01 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:


...Barely legal, young girl in white cotton panties, good girls don't wear thongs, why do guys always want to stick it my ass, panties.





I'm emailing your post to Victoria's Secret. You should be writing copy for their catalogs.


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#188378 - 08/30/06 10:15 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
Ejac Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 55
In that cute little poodles interview, I read that she doesn't enjoy the flavor of frequency? This completely blows .618 out of the water, which is key to my balance! Could this be buffoonery? Something is fundamentally wrong here, and I'm not talking partials. All I want to know is, could this affect her ability to breed?


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#188379 - 08/30/06 10:31 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
metal church Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
All the fake white girls in the entertainment bussiness. Fuck them.

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#188380 - 08/30/06 11:32 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

In that cute little poodles interview, I read that she doesn't enjoy the flavor of frequency? This completely blows .618 out of the water, which is key to my balance! Could this be buffoonery? Something is fundamentally wrong here, and I'm not talking partials. All I want to know is, could this affect her ability to breed?







Can the ADT wordplay, you are no skronker. Stick to the only thing you are good at, which is being Bornyo's stalker. He dictates the terms of your existence.

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#188381 - 08/30/06 11:47 AM Re: over-hyped chicks
Ejac Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 55
Quote:

Quote:

In that cute little poodles interview, I read that she doesn't enjoy the flavor of frequency? This completely blows .618 out of the water, which is key to my balance! Could this be buffoonery? Something is fundamentally wrong here, and I'm not talking partials. All I want to know is, could this affect her ability to breed?







Can the ADT wordplay, you are no skronker. Stick to the only thing you are good at, which is being Bornyo's stalker. He dictates the terms of your existence.





Oh, you're still carrying on about the ADT thing. Miss the East Coast?

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#188382 - 09/01/06 09:52 PM Re: over-hyped chicks
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

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Okay. I looked at this photograph many times when it first appeared, but only just now do I notice that her narcotized, parted-lips stare is not so much a mindlessly lewd contemplation of all that cocks what want to enter her from behind due to the recording of the image, but that she is looking directly at the wastebasket, from which is jutting a document with "Venus" printed onto it. What I want to know is- was this staged to have the cnceptual vantage point disappear onto the garbage Venus, or am I reading into it like I read into relationships because I've been drinking alcohol?







You might be onto something. All I know is Jeff told me to look that way. You'd have to ask him.




I feel a little ashamed to admit this but I was fantasizing about mounting you from behind and stuffing your head into said can.
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