Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I'm not saying whores can't make money after they are done, but they certainly can't be in the public spotlight before that porn taint shines through. If you have some legitimate talent, use it. Savanna Samson styles herself as a vintner, and I think that's great. If she wants to work at developing that and can avoid the crave of attention, good winemakers bank a lot more than the best of the whores. Of course, we all know the ultimate delusional attention whore Mary Carey, who fancies politics as her "talent." Fine, babe, if you think that losing to Gary Coleman and being ridiculed by Howard Stern is a "talent," your brain is as fake as that rack you pawned off as real.
Great fucking point, it amazes me that even today some people consider (or allow themselves to be convinced) that porn is just a stepping stone into the mainstream instead of what it really is , a gravestone.
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Get a life. I mean seriously. You're almost 40.
priceless, its short and simple but when pieced together that its from ryan knox its value soars, 8 and a half words and a number tell an entire story when its breathed from mr knox.
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Could you tell which hookers were on crank and which ones were on crack just from the taste of their urine?
Holy fucking shit, I must of missed this, can someone fill me in on the story that matches this image or at least link me to a thread about it. Man thats fucking fantastic because i can picture whoever decided to film this filth calling up agencies looking for talent, "hey, im not going to lie to you guys as we have done business a long time, we need someone who you value less then dirt, i mean someone you value like an empty tin of dog food for us to use as a urinal for fat black crack whores" agency responds "thats a tough sale, im not sure we have anyone like that, we like to look after our talent the best we can, ohh wait a minute, (covers phone with hand) there is one kid who keeps calling us looking for jobs but he isn't on the books, if we can get in touch with him we can help you out, when do you need to know by?". God ryan how do your parents feel investing 26 years raising, feeding and housing someone who is completely and utterly worthless?.
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The one with the 12" black strapon fucking your ass bitch.
Oh that must sting like the warmth of methamphetamine yellow rain
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