I really like the women of porn (and some men just not sexually, sorry chico) for more then just the performances they give on camera. They do stupid things and love attention (like jrv that dirty whore) which is great for cynical perverts like myself. Im going to share some of my favorite pornstar moments over the past few months but im hoping this thread has an AA meeting feel about it and others feel the urge to step forward with their favorite memories (COAH need not apply).


1. Whores turn to god: It was a blockbuster year for god this season, he managed to snap up quite a few high priced free agent whores to walk the earth in his image, first sky lopez was the first to jump cock for god, then porsha blaze, then that b grade chick who used to post here and finally landing his up and coming star in jessi summers who was on the verge of becoming big. Jessi and sky's myspace blogs when they first became born agains were fantastic reading. I can remember jessi saying something about being a drug addict and passing out at her mom's best friends house where she left her for 2 days and jessi getting upset that she didn't take her to the hospital and god has shown her a different path, it made me tread back over some her scenes, finding god adds major stroke value to porn whores, she did one of those frat house fuck scenes with the drunk college kids yelling and name calling as she fucks in the middle of the room, you could see such sadness in her eyes, her dignity robbed as the kids with the camera phones would lean them under her as she was getting pounded by some guy fresh off the banana boat, her being aware of the situation and counting the seconds , begging for castro to hurry up and blow, realizing her mistake and that her dignity is worth far more then the $650 shes being paid for the scene, (hes eaten my pussy, ive blown him, we've done two positions, just one more position and the cumshot and i can go home, theres no place like home), Who am i to mock I too have found god, my path involved luke ford, mel gibson and brandon irons as cassandra's friend (name slips my mind)

jrv loses another to god



Jenna Jameson lying her tits off: Doing promo for her fraudulent biography, given how misleading the title was it wasn't a huge shock it was filled with bullshit stories. I managed to catch one of her tv specials about it and dear god i laughed so hard i couldn't breath when she tried to force herself to cry when recounting the rape incident that never happened.

devon losing her mind due to lack of oxygen to her brain from her latest nose job with the invisible nostrils: Claiming shes leaving porn (what time we upto now?) and mid rant complaining that girls don't get residuals from former movies, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???. It was right after she said how much money she blew on clothes, bags and shoes trying to impress fellow whores. I miss devon, she isn't worth a shit but whores getting residuals is great, maybe companies should use all the profits from the movies and buy gold with it and have it melted into one huge nugget , and allow the girls to come in when they are short on cash and just chip off what they need, who needs to make money when devon is dying to get those jimmy choos that are to die for



Fayner riddled with guilt over the horrible way he broke up with monkey, not allowing him to sleep for 2 years and falling into the same trap as the character christian bale played in the machinist, I love that only two people can release him from this guilt one being me (which i won't) and the other being his marlon brando look a like imaginary friend, rot in hell fayner.