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#188143 - 08/25/06 04:24 PM
Bad Porn Names of the Future
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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In the future, it will be harder and harder to come up with an original, distinctive porn name. Here's a list of some future failed attempts:
Chloe Mydia
I. Rack
Bobcat Goodthroat
Rhoda
Annie Abortion
Sorghum
Nicka Teen
Georgiana Bush
Pleghma
Jeri Falwell
Cancer
A.M.C. Pacer
Decency
Let the groaning commence...
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#188145 - 08/26/06 11:31 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I can't believe we haven't seen anyone take the nom de porns "Jenna Bush" "Barbara Bush" Chelsea Clinton" or "Clinton Bush"
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#188147 - 12/30/06 08:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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I missed one.
Meet Nutella:
http://www.virginoff.com/?nats=NjA3OTo1OjE5,0,0,0,0
Sir, would you happen to have a pic available of Nicka Teen? I am curious what this whore looked like and how she performed.
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#188148 - 12/30/06 08:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Rosie Palmer. i accidentally almost named my kid that before i knew what it meant.
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#188150 - 12/30/06 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Rosie Palmer. i accidentally almost named my kid that before i knew what it meant.
No sweat...I knew a dorky coworker named ***** Spears, who's husband was named...you got it...
she never understood...stupid, stupid whore.
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#188152 - 12/31/06 09:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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We've already had a Candida, but no sign of a Thrush Johnson, Berny Piss, Urethra Franklin, Paul Lips, Buck Terialvaginosis...
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#188153 - 05/17/08 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Sorghum BUMP.
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#188155 - 05/17/08 09:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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pelvis presley
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#188157 - 05/17/08 09:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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my suitcase pimp
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#188159 - 05/18/08 04:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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Vikki Valtrex
Lil Bit Less
Aunt Ruth
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#188160 - 05/18/08 04:39 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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Veiny Vain.
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#188161 - 05/19/08 10:10 AM
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Anonymous
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#188162 - 05/19/08 11:38 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Dick N. Diaz
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#188163 - 05/19/08 11:39 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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sharon cox
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#188164 - 05/19/08 11:41 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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#188166 - 05/19/08 11:58 AM
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Attachments
315993-nutella.jpg (3 downloads)
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#188167 - 05/19/08 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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#188168 - 05/19/08 01:48 PM
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Who? The girl that Gunker linked to? I have no idea. It's just that I'd never heard of either her or the foodstuff until yesterday. Synchronicity.
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#188170 - 05/19/08 02:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I fucking hate Nutella. Thank god because it's totally fattening. European kids put it on bread as a snack. That's all I know.
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#188171 - 05/19/08 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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I fucking hate Nutella. Thank god because it's totally fattening. European kids put it on bread as a snack. That's all I know.
They do it here too, the Italians are huge on it with bread, its gross 
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#188173 - 05/19/08 02:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A guy myspaced me about getting into porn, and he wants to call himself Justin Time.  WTF??! "Wow. You popped just in time."
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#188175 - 05/19/08 02:38 PM
Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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dirty came up with some good ones for guys
d. pinya
rick dickum
rod ramshaft
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#188176 - 05/19/08 02:55 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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Dick Snotslinger
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#188179 - 05/19/08 09:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I went to school with a kid named Harry Moon. He was a cadet and had a bowl cut and tons of freckles. He was also tubby and lived in the shittiest apartment complex near our school. Needless to say, he got a rough ride. He became an MP on the army base and got in real good shape etc. I ran into him and said "hey Harry!" He was in his uniform with a bunch of other dudes and shot back "It's Harrison now."
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#188180 - 05/20/08 02:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Hep A. Titus
Sid Syphilis
Darth
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#188181 - 05/20/08 05:46 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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I lo0ves me Nutella. On a salted cracker and zenman in heaven. 
Nutella is the BEST hazelnut spread in the world. And, yes, it's very heavy on the calories.
Rumor has it it's very popular in Germany.
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#188182 - 05/20/08 10:39 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Randy Bottoms
Dick Liquor
Buddy Bols
Harry Taint
Dick Butkus
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#188183 - 05/20/08 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Girth Brooks
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