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#18817 - 03/23/04 10:13 AM Van Halen Returns
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
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MTV and KNAC's sites report that Van Halen has announced a summer tour,with many cities that they plan on performing in,but the mystery here is just who is their singer?
Many folks speculate that Sammy Hagar is returning behind the microphone,since David Lee Roth doesn't get along with the other VH guys,and everybody hates Gary Cherone(and his God-awful vocals!!!!),and a young virtual unknown would be too much for Eddie(who always likes to be the much focused pretty boy)could tolerate.
It's more fitting that it'll be Hagar,since the band is now managed by Irving Azoff(who's famous for reuniting famous bands),and he's more able to take the band places than anybody else,since despite the upcoming new greatets hit albums(featuring new and unheard Dave and Sammy songs),Sammy just doesn't seem like the kind of guy to be comfortable with endlessly touring solo(and recording solo albums for indie labels) for the rest of his life.

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#18818 - 03/23/04 11:11 AM Re: Van Halen Returns
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Fuck Van Halen! When they publicly off'ed Sammy that was the last straw. It was then and there that I made a decision to stop buying their greatest hits CD's... I mean new records.



Oh and another thing. As far as I'm concerned, Sammy is the best. If you ever try that fuckers Tequilla you'll wonder why he's wasting time in music.


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#18819 - 03/23/04 11:34 AM Re: Van Halen Returns
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Registered: 04/14/03
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80s hair bands are


Edited by BigPornFan (03/23/04 11:34 AM)

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#18820 - 03/23/04 11:45 AM Re: Van Halen Returns
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DLR is, was, and always will be the only singer for Van Halen. I'm not saying Sammy was terrible, but when he joined the band, they ceased to be Van Halen. They should have changed the name.
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#18821 - 03/23/04 01:26 PM Re: Van Halen Returns
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Registered: 10/29/03
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I heard that Eddie had to sell off half of his gtrs to pay for that set of new hips they yanked out of some poor african for a bottle of night train... reports in the Weekly World News alledly also noted that Valerie was thinking of doing porno based on the show to get out of debt...
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