In the future, it will be harder and harder to come up with an original, distinctive porn name. Here's a list of some future failed attempts:

Chloe Mydia
I. Rack
Bobcat Goodthroat
Rhoda
Annie Abortion
Sorghum
Nicka Teen
Georgiana Bush
Pleghma
Jeri Falwell
Cancer
A.M.C. Pacer
Decency

Let the groaning commence...
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