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Former major league slugger Albert Belle was sentenced to three months in jail and five years of supervised probation Thursday for stalking his ex-girlfriend.





Not bad, but he's no Darryl Strawberry yet.




True, but he does get high points for using
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a Global Positioning System tracking device



That is fsckin sweet.
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