Wow...I thought Dallas, TX was America's drunkest city.

I lived/danced there for 3 months and, lemme tell you, that place even out-drinks Las Vegas! In Dallas, it wasn't just the strippers and musicians drinking vats of liquor every second.

One resident's pool was shaped like the Crown Royal bottle.

The business people working in cubicles were total alkies as well. These people would order a bottle of wine at lunch, go drinking after work, hit the clubs and drink until closing, drink at after-hours, then come home and toss back a few beers to get to sleep. They'd wake up with a Bloody Mary and pack a shot of Hennessy for the Starbucks drive-thru on the way to work.

I was no fun in that town since excess alcohol just makes me fall asleep.