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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Thursday, 7th September 2006


AMERICAN GOKKUN 2 BREAKS ALL KNOWN RECORDS

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) Even before JM Productions' record breaking AMERICAN GOKKUN series was even announced, fans around the world have been eagerly anticipating the arrival of Volume 2.

'It's crazy' says Jeff 'Jeff' Steward, head degenerate at the multi-multi-AVN Award winning JM Productions. 'We haven't even shot the thing yet, but the demand is huge!' Even in the current sales slowdown the industry is experiencing, the demand for American Gokkun 2 remains strong.

'Demand has outstripped supply on this one...we literally cannot meet the demand because we don't even have the product yet, so at a conservative estimate, I'd say demand has outstripped supply by at least 100%' says Jeff 'Maybe even more.'

It's not just breaking records commercially though, as American Gokkun 2 has also broken a number of other records.

'It has more N's in the title than anything we've ever put out before' enthuses habitual degrader of females Tony Malice 'Sure, if a volume of our AVN Award winning series 'The Violation Of...' has a girl with two N's in her name in the title, then that has more N's, but it's a wholly falacious and groundless argument because the series is just called 'The Violation Of...', and there's only one N in 'violation'. Believe me, I should know!' Tony added that 'Young & Anal' didn't count, because it was now being refered to as 'Y & A'. 'DON'T QUESTION IT!!!' , he screamed.

JM contract girl and AVN Award winner Ashley Blue adds 'There will be more sperm swallowed in this movie than any other movie ever lensed. Sure, some company might shoot a Gokkun with more guys who shoot bigger loads than our bunch of parolees and derelicts, but we'll just turn around and say that they've got a higher sperm count, and thus more sperm per cubic ml. There's no way of disproving it either , because all the evidence is gonna be G-O-N-E!'

The original American Gokkun broke all sales rcords for an American-produced Gokkun title, something Jeff is justly proud of. 'Historically, the Japanese have always stolen our best ideas and then had the nerve to improve upon them. American Gokkun, like our American Bukkake series before it, is just my way of exacting a little payback on behalf of good ol' Uncle Sam' says Jeff.

'People on XPT and ADT were raving about the first American Gokkun...that's practically unheard of in this industry' he reflects with a tear in his eye 'I guess you could say I'm a uniter...indeed I'm much like President Bush in that respect. Although I am capable of doing my own shoelaces without assistance.' he quickly points out.

One thing is for sure...it might not have been released yet, it may not even have been shot yet, but American Gokkun 2 is poised to be America's favourite Gokkun title until the next one comes out.