FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Wednesday, August 23, 2006


BRITNEY REARS 3 DOUBLE DISC DVD SET BREAKS OPENING RECORD



(HOLLYWOOD, CA) The highly anticipated Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted double disc set broke opening day shipping numbers surpassing the first two Britney Rears DVDs by hefty numbers. The movie will be in stores August 29th.



With over 8 total hours of footage contained in the Britney Rears 3 package, this well produced double disc set with the original 1970s music soundtrack will be on a quick path towards the top of the adult industry sales charts.



“The first Britney movie was the LFP’s biggest seller of 2005, and the sequel reached #2 on the AVN sales chart so I see no reason why we can’t hit #1 considering how much better this movie is unless there’s another Blackzilla movie coming down the pike or a new Jules Jordan DVD,” joked the movie’s co-producer Jeff Mullen.



“We’re actually well ahead of our opening week projections with Britney Rears 3 and I think because Hillary Scott is the new face of Britney Rears it’s helping to turn this into a blockbuster,” stated Hustler’s sales manager David Diamond.



Hillary Scott who plays Britney in this third installment has been a busy girl doing video promotions for the movie and even going so far as working in the Hustler offices the other day talking to store buyers across the country on the phone.



“Yeah, that was pretty crazy talking to these guys. I don’t think they talk to porn girls everyday so it was really kind of cool and everybody that I spoke to was really nice and increased their orders,” Hillary said.



“That shows a serious commitment to becoming a real superstar and Hillary has all of the qualities that superstars possess,” commented a very pleased Drew Rosenfeld, creative director of Hustler Video who is banking on another Britney Rears success.



Now that the switch to Hillary Scott seems to be paying off big time, producer Jeff Mullen says he never had any doubts.



“I never thought for one second that Hillary was not the perfect choice to play Britney. She’s not only an excellent actress and a blistering sexual performer, but she’s down for a full schedule of promotion even while she continues to be the hardest working girl in show business,” stated Mullen.



“Many thought that it might be a bit of a gamble to make an acting switch in the middle of a tremendous run but the decision was made before the second volume was released,” stated the movie’s director Will Rider.



Britney Rears 3 tells the hilarious story of time travel back to 1974 as Britney and her girlfriend Jenny, played by hot sex kitten Jasmine Byrne blast themselves back in time after purchasing a time machine through eBay.



Although DVD review screeners are being sent out this week, a few early editions leaked out and are garnering incredible reviews.



Dr. Jay of Adult DVD Reviews is calling Britney Rears 3 “A must-see fun and erotic look at sex in the seventies and beyond”.



Spooky of Adult DVD Empire was extremely impressed and called the movie a “winner” and said “The result is a Britney sequel that’s both fun and hardcore. In fact, this is the best Britney Rears movie yet. Smart and hip, I enjoyed Britney Rears 3 quite a bit. The sex is well-shot and creative, and the story while silly- never took itself too seriously and proved to be more entertaining than I originally thought it would be. Hopefully, Hustler will keep Hillary Scott in the lead for the next sequel, which I’m certainly looking forward to after the groovy time I had watching Britney Rears 3. ”



With incredible early sales, great reviews and a double disc set including a full version of the first Britney Rears movie as a bonus, Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted looks poised to be one of America’s favorite adult movies of 2006.



Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted will be in stores everywhere August 29th from X-Play/Hustler Video.



Check out www.britneyrears.com and www.myspace.com/therealbritneyrears.com for more information

Britney Rears is hot hot hot..a/k/a...Hillary Scott, What no pictures Smut?

Not yet... tsk tsk.
http://www.britneyrears.com/home.htm

Funny, but it looks more like late 1960s than 1970s, except for the music.

So it initially shipped more than either of the first two volumes, and this is considered 'record breaking'?

Still, much love for Hillary...surely this will clinch her that AVN award?

They never tell you how many copes were sold. So where can you find the sales numbers for adult films.

How to write your own puffed-up press release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Thursday, 7th September 2006


AMERICAN GOKKUN 2 BREAKS ALL KNOWN RECORDS

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) Even before JM Productions' record breaking AMERICAN GOKKUN series was even announced, fans around the world have been eagerly anticipating the arrival of Volume 2.

'It's crazy' says Jeff 'Jeff' Steward, head degenerate at the multi-multi-AVN Award winning JM Productions. 'We haven't even shot the thing yet, but the demand is huge!' Even in the current sales slowdown the industry is experiencing, the demand for American Gokkun 2 remains strong.

'Demand has outstripped supply on this one...we literally cannot meet the demand because we don't even have the product yet, so at a conservative estimate, I'd say demand has outstripped supply by at least 100%' says Jeff 'Maybe even more.'

It's not just breaking records commercially though, as American Gokkun 2 has also broken a number of other records.

'It has more N's in the title than anything we've ever put out before' enthuses habitual degrader of females Tony Malice 'Sure, if a volume of our AVN Award winning series 'The Violation Of...' has a girl with two N's in her name in the title, then that has more N's, but it's a wholly falacious and groundless argument because the series is just called 'The Violation Of...', and there's only one N in 'violation'. Believe me, I should know!' Tony added that 'Young & Anal' didn't count, because it was now being refered to as 'Y & A'. 'DON'T QUESTION IT!!!' , he screamed.

JM contract girl and AVN Award winner Ashley Blue adds 'There will be more sperm swallowed in this movie than any other movie ever lensed. Sure, some company might shoot a Gokkun with more guys who shoot bigger loads than our bunch of parolees and derelicts, but we'll just turn around and say that they've got a higher sperm count, and thus more sperm per cubic ml. There's no way of disproving it either , because all the evidence is gonna be G-O-N-E!'

The original American Gokkun broke all sales rcords for an American-produced Gokkun title, something Jeff is justly proud of. 'Historically, the Japanese have always stolen our best ideas and then had the nerve to improve upon them. American Gokkun, like our American Bukkake series before it, is just my way of exacting a little payback on behalf of good ol' Uncle Sam' says Jeff.

'People on XPT and ADT were raving about the first American Gokkun...that's practically unheard of in this industry' he reflects with a tear in his eye 'I guess you could say I'm a uniter...indeed I'm much like President Bush in that respect. Although I am capable of doing my own shoelaces without assistance.' he quickly points out.

One thing is for sure...it might not have been released yet, it may not even have been shot yet, but American Gokkun 2 is poised to be America's favourite Gokkun title until the next one comes out.