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Monkey of course, back when he lent Genesis Skye 600 bucks




did you hear that marc wallice died? chicos doing gay porn now and ive adopted sammura's kids.

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This point, yet another example of your reckless hatred





Ohh no this ones controlled, believe me



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A wheelchair in and of itself is a small price to pay for everything else in MY life...granted I have taken the wheelchair and made it as much of an asset as anything



Who you trying to convince here , me or you?. You did manage to convince my penis to get hard over this though.

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I shudder to think what God has in store for you...I hope it is for you to become so jaded and bored with heterosexual purstuits that by the time you are 50 you're blowing troop 181 of the Chatsworth Cub Scouts, and a 67 year old Luke Ford interviews you in your arraignment Orange prison jumps, complete with a picture.





Hopefully when i reach that age i'll have enough money to buy myself out of any jail time no matter how harsh the crime (which right now looks like a double murder of porn gossip/porn board mod todd hunter aka snake in the grass and a alcoholic irish cripple).

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So here's what we are going to do....Friday Morning of the upcoming AEE, meet me in front of the Extreme Associates Booth and we'll see if you can do what you think you can. Even if I lose I win, but what the hell. And since I know who you are, dont try sending a recently cut offensive lineman from North Dakota State who you taught to grunt the words "Me Smelly Monkey




LOL its been suchhhhhhhhh a long time since ive been challenged to a fight on this board, god who was the last one? I think it was sammura or chico, you are now in proud company. Im sick enough to do it too (god we need a wheelchair gremlin)


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All of the above notwithstanding, what's the upside of Monkey, or any biped, accepting a challenge to fight a fella in a chair. Best case scenario: you earn a reputation for beating up cripples Worst case scenario: you earn a reputation for getting beating up by cripples

I can't see how even the most steroid-enraged meatpuppet could accept that challenge. Good effort though




Maybe we could make it a charitable affair with all proceeds going to 'the chet anuszek, opps im a selfish fuck who left me family broke foundation'

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I never thought I'd be so moved by a man named Smelly Monkey.




no hard evidence as to what my sex is.

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I, too, was touched by Smelly Monkey and Ivor. I'm filing charges tomorrow.




I have a big heart (like chet) otherwise how else would i get my ukrainian order bride to stay with me well after the time she can legally acquire half my stuff through a divorce.
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