fact: max has a small dick

fact: max rarely fucks hot chicks

fact: max is a pediphile

fact: i don't care, i just made an observation

fact: if more pediphiles buy his movies they will not be out on the streets = more power to him

fact: nothing in this world matters once we're dead

fact: there is no god

fact: arguing on the internet is for dipshit losers

fact: i live in a college town and get plenty of pussy, but i also love porn

fact: max will kill himself before i do, due to the high rate of porn ind. suicides