fact: max has a small dick
fact: max rarely fucks hot chicks
fact: max is a pediphile
fact: i don't care, i just made an observation
fact: if more pediphiles buy his movies they will not be out on the streets = more power to him
fact: nothing in this world matters once we're dead
fact: there is no god
fact: arguing on the internet is for dipshit losers
fact: i live in a college town and get plenty of pussy, but i also love porn
fact: max will kill himself before i do, due to the high rate of porn ind. suicides