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Hello Max!
Well I would like to take this opportunity to say that the only reason that I do not rent your movies is because well you are kind of rough on the beautiful stars. I think that if you treated them nicer than they would look more beautiful and then more stars would work with you. Well I have not watched your online movies so I will not comment there.
So if you can be gentler then I would really rent your movies! Thanks and good luck!
This one made laugh out loud.