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#187331 - 08/20/06 04:35 PM i want to fuck hailey young!
jamesn Offline
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i adopted her at the local aspca, she seems retarded and autistic. that means i can do anything to her and it won't matter in court!

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#187332 - 08/21/06 09:48 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
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#187333 - 08/22/06 03:40 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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she ate the mung outta my bung...take it away burglar
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#187334 - 08/22/06 03:49 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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#187335 - 08/22/06 04:09 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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is that dogg available?
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#187336 - 08/22/06 04:11 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
check out his box of white wine...looks like some Premium shit.
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#187337 - 08/22/06 04:12 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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is that dogg available?


That dog needs to be drinkin' better shit than box wine. Did that come from the DB Winery?

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#187338 - 08/22/06 07:18 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
Da Burglar Offline
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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is that dogg available?


That dog needs to be drinkin' better shit than box wine. Did that come from the DB Winery?




Nah, not Winery .....Brewery! Keep praying and rubbing the rabbits foot my boy, it is still in the works and may happen sooner rather than later.

What's borderline tragic/ironic about this thread is Hailey would have been a great spokes model for such a high alcohol brew called "F-ed Up", much more so than a Gia J or Padover, who both insist on being clean and sober. No pills, no booze, no pot, no extra strength Advil, etc....Gia wont even put sugar in her Starbucks....*da Burglar sings*

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark


Juxtapose Loopnode's Dog-at-the-'puter picture with that old Padova Caricature drinking/guzzling Peach Chardonay at the Keyboard. If I cant pull off or make fly the marketing concept of Hott chicks and Wheelchair logos pitching a high quality, high alcohol brew aimed at porn viewing males under 30 years, that DOG is a good fallback/backup alternative, dont cha think?
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#187339 - 08/23/06 12:01 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
CanadianMenace Offline
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 3
Loc: Calgary, Canada
Hey DaBurglar you fuck...instead of being half a fucking man and picking on girls...why don't you go blow yourself and get a life.

Here's a little tribute video for ya...ya fuckin' prick:

DaBurglars new video

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#187340 - 08/23/06 12:19 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey DaBurglar you fuck...instead of being half a fucking man and picking on girls...why don't you go blow yourself and get a life.

Here's a little tribute video for ya...ya fuckin' prick:

DaBurglars new video





hahaha Come on who are you? The hypocrisy of this post is almost as intense as the hatred you attempt to portray.

That's a pretty funny video, I like that show and missed that episode. You are an idiot if you actually think i find that insulting or hurtful. It's fucking hillarious.

So really, "Canadian menace"? Who the fuck are you? A distant relative of Hailey's?

I hardly call what i posted picking on anyone anyway.
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#187341 - 08/23/06 03:40 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
metal church Offline
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Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Just fuck her.

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#187342 - 08/23/06 08:55 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
CanadianMenace = Brandon Iron
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#187343 - 08/23/06 04:02 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
CanadianMenace Offline
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 3
Loc: Calgary, Canada
Hey trust me...I'm not "relative" of Hailey Young...just simply putting in my two cents. And honestly? After thinking about my post...I was pretty harsh and I was posting out of complete anger. Here is what I'm trying to convey to you...

If you are friends with someone...like you said you and Hailey were, then you wouldn't be taking things from that friendship and making them public. That is bullshit. If you have a fight or whatever...fine...go your own ways. Why come on a public forum and disrespect like that?

Again my intention is not to be malicious...just felt the need to speak my piece.

CdnMnc

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#187344 - 08/23/06 04:21 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
This thread stole 5 minutes of my life for no good fucking reason.
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#187345 - 08/23/06 05:16 PM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 7
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This thread stole 5 minutes of my life for no good fucking reason.





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#187346 - 08/24/06 01:03 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey trust me...I'm not "relative" of Hailey Young...just simply putting in my two cents. And honestly? After thinking about my post...I was pretty harsh and I was posting out of complete anger. Here is what I'm trying to convey to you...

If you are friends with someone...like you said you and Hailey were, then you wouldn't be taking things from that friendship and making them public. That is bullshit. If you have a fight or whatever...fine...go your own ways. Why come on a public forum and disrespect like that?

Again my intention is not to be malicious...just felt the need to speak my piece.

CdnMnc




This is where the disconnect is, you dont know what you are talking about, but thats ok, this is XPT Monkey Cage, where the truth is irrelevant....I HAVE NOT pulled any private shit between myself and her and posted it in public, or at least nothing that was NOT already known or sensitive.


Besides, you also made a incorrect assumption...Hailey and I were NOT friends. I only THOUGHT we were....she wanted my crippled ass something fierce, repeatedly (REPEATEDLY) telling me she had never been fucked in a wheelchair, and she relentlessly harassed me to creampie her while wheeling frantically around my house.....When I refused on the grounds that, unlike her I dont believe in premarital creampies, she treated me like shit and took up with Junior South. So that was that....just becuase she is willing to fuck anything/anyone that moves to perpetuate whatever thrill ride she thinks her life is on, or to distract herself from whatever pain or drug induced nightmare she is in, doesnt mean that I am also going to subject myself and my dick to the same thing, noooooooooo........ if she wants that, call Brandon Ironic. I mean thats what will make he r happy right? Thats what all girls want, right? A large/oversized penis full of marvelous Viral fauna....
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#187347 - 08/24/06 08:12 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
welcome back Burg
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#187348 - 08/24/06 08:23 AM Re: i want to fuck hailey young!
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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this is XPT Monkey Cage, where the truth is irrelevant...




interesting way to preface that post, i guess after that statement anything can be written.
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