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#187182 - 08/19/06 07:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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Wow I'm completely confused. Is that band called Meeting Paris Hilton?
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#187183 - 08/19/06 07:31 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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confusing you makes me proud as shite... they are called Cansei de Ser Sexy. 
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#187186 - 08/19/06 07:39 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Love her body...mmmmn. Bad lighting on her nose and wonky eye, though.
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#187189 - 08/19/06 07:50 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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no she is a Plastic Cunt made for the masses by GE or some shit... Fuck her and Britney that redneck loser bitch! There just aint enough Barbara Hershey! 
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#187191 - 08/19/06 08:12 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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are you fucking her or something... she is not americun royalty ...fuck her! 
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#187193 - 08/19/06 08:28 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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HOLLY WOOD IS PARALYZED AND XANAXED OUT LIKE SOME LITTLE PUSSY ASS WHORES>>>  Give us some more Bullshit Sci Fi ...Yeah that is what we need.... Fuck You ! 
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#187197 - 08/19/06 08:41 PM
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Registered: 08/26/03
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#187199 - 08/19/06 09:16 PM
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Call me a faggot, but that whore has no stroke value for me. I can't explain it, because I seem to be the only one who doesn't like her. I feel the same way about Brittny Spears. 
I don't get Paris either. She's flatter than plywood and her face is almost perfectly square in shape. Plus her sex videos show she has all the sexual prowess of a rotting corpse. What's with all the hysteria? You could walk down Hollywood Blvd on any given night and see at least five girls more attractive than her on any given block.
Britney was hot as recently as 2001, but Gia already explained her situation better than I ever could.
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#187200 - 08/19/06 09:27 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Fuck You Hollywood... You arent needed anymore. 
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#187201 - 08/20/06 12:13 AM
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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Paris Hilton gives every parent who has raised a child a reason to feel good about how well they did with their kids.
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#187202 - 08/20/06 01:02 AM
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Registered: 12/09/05
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Call me a faggot, but that whore has no stroke value for me. I can't explain it, because I seem to be the only one who doesn't like her. I feel the same way about Brittny Spears.
I don't get Paris either. She's flatter than plywood and her face is almost perfectly square in shape. Plus her sex videos show she has all the sexual prowess of a rotting corpse. What's with all the hysteria? You could walk down Hollywood Blvd on any given night and see at least five girls more attractive than her on any given block.
Britney was hot as recently as 2001, but Gia already explained her situation better than I ever could.
she's heinous, simply heinous, the body of a 13 year old boy combined with such all encompassing worthlessness makes we want to throw up. the fact that this girl is a "celebrity" shows us just how angry god is, stop the sodomy and paris will go away.
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#187205 - 08/20/06 11:17 AM
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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she's heinous, simply heinous, the body of a 13 year old boy combined with such all encompassing worthlessness makes we want to throw up. the fact that this girl is a "celebrity" shows us just how angry god is, stop the sodomy and paris will go away.
Paris represents a new level of cruelty from God. I long for the days when it would just rain frogs or send some angels to level a city or two. A new commandment should be issued: Thou shalt not make graven images of overexposed skanky trust fund pseudo-celebrities.
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#187207 - 08/20/06 12:46 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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This is a wax sculpture, right? 
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#187208 - 08/20/06 01:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ran into her in 2001 on mexico's west coast. stoopid. harmlessly. fuckable, if only for the bragging rights.
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all night long, and then drop kick her dog down the street(punting small animals rules). Haven't seen sex vid, but I keep hearing she ain't a solid performer. 
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