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Call me a faggot, but that whore has no stroke value for me. I can't explain it, because I seem to be the only one who doesn't like her. I feel the same way about Brittny Spears.




Once upon a time, Britney Spears was very strokeworthy. Now she's a fat, bloated cow wearing Payless flip-flops and slurpin down 1,000 calorie Frappacinos faster than K-Fed's Special Olympics sperm.
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