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blame noam.




+1 I was actually going to type that


Seriously James, the next call I get from a underclassmen soliciting donations, I am going to torture and harangue the unfortunate caller with my phony outrage at this current/recent slippage. I am going to tell the little shit who calls "Fuck this....if you want another 5 grand from me right now, I want to speak to your supervisor and get some kind of guarantee that either Harvard will be back on top next year, or else there at least will be a HUGE student sex scandal in the coming year where it is revealed that the slippage is due to rampant campus debauchery and vice as a result of high aphrodisiacs being used to spike the Dining hall cuisine, which really sucked when I was a student there and I still have heartburn from.... Come on fuckchops, if we are going down the tubes, at least lets go down fucking our brains out..."

I can only imagine the reaction I will get from the sophomore on the other line....hopefully its a pre-med girl who lives at the Quad, and is confused about her sexual orientation and attends Both Gay And Lesbian student Association Meetings as well as Campus Crusade for Christ.


But seriously, Score one for Larry Summers!
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