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#187097 - 08/18/06 10:27 PM Alcohol
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Registered: 08/11/06
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Unlike loopnode, who apparently has an ungodly fascination with the mid-day meal, I tend to like alcohol. So let's share what we have to drink!

This afternoon, after I took a bed belonging to a friend to the Salvation Army, I threw together some Stolichnaya 100 proof vodka and OJ to form a beautiful screwdriver. After returning from the dump to throw away some garbage that had accumulated in the past few days I made a light rum and coke, using Coca-Cola and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

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#187098 - 08/18/06 10:32 PM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 01/27/06
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yawn...



(leave loops girlfriend alone!)
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#187099 - 08/18/06 10:39 PM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Skrewdriver? Jeesuz.

Before waking your ass up I mixed 2 oz Cherry Brandy,1 oz Orange Vodka, 1 tbsp 151 Rum and filled the rest with soda to form the Eastern Block favorite Red Oktober. And yes.. I garnished this with a cherry.

The gf passed out from her mixture. Now am chugging down brewskies like tomorrows not happing.

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#187100 - 08/18/06 10:39 PM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 02/04/05
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"Skinny Dip" beer by New Belgium Brewery (the "Fat Tire" folks). Great summer beer.

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#187101 - 08/18/06 11:08 PM Re: Alcohol
droptone Offline
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Registered: 08/11/06
Posts: 26
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leave loops girlfriend alone!




You leave her out of this. If someone is romantically involved with loopnode then there is obviously something wrong. I plan to save her from imploding in a warped pile of gaping and debauchery. He even calls her rosebutt after the deviant practice.

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#187102 - 08/18/06 11:12 PM Re: Alcohol
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He even calls her rosebutt after the deviant practice.




Ahem... I think your confusing me with YOU!
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#187103 - 08/18/06 11:14 PM Re: Alcohol
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i'm sober. i'm not sure why.
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#187104 - 08/18/06 11:20 PM Re: Alcohol
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i'm sober. i'm not sure why.




After your ballclub took two behind the ear from the Empire at home tonight, I'd say grab a bottle.

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#187105 - 08/18/06 11:30 PM Re: Alcohol
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Quote:

Quote:

i'm sober. i'm not sure why.




After your ballclub took two behind the ear from the Empire at home tonight, I'd say grab a bottle.


Naaah, Frisco fans taught me to just take some c-cells to the game. Sobrirety improves your accuracy.

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#187106 - 08/19/06 03:37 AM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 03/12/03
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There's leftover Tattinger, so I'll make mimosas from it tomorrow and catch up on some tivo.
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#187107 - 08/19/06 03:58 AM Re: Alcohol
metal church Offline
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Registered: 08/17/06
Posts: 178
Iam still drunk from last night. Vodka, semtex and beer.

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#187108 - 08/19/06 07:16 AM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
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Skrewdriver? Jeesuz.




Charlie Sheen's favorite drink.

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#187109 - 08/19/06 10:26 AM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 07/21/05
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* Quah, quah. Quah quah quah? *
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#187110 - 08/19/06 03:47 PM Re: Alcohol
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Iam still drunk from last night.




LOL, i got drunk last night and started posting when i got home, around 3.

there were several mentions of a certain porn chick on this board till i woke up this morning and edited the fuckers.

LOL, i try to keep everything on the D/L

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#187111 - 08/19/06 04:07 PM Re: Alcohol
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Loc: Portland
At the moment, a Cascade Ale from Deschutes Brewery.

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#187112 - 08/21/06 04:17 PM Re: Alcohol
droptone Offline
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Registered: 08/11/06
Posts: 26
Loc: THE United States of America
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I mixed 2 oz Cherry Brandy,1 oz Orange Vodka, 1 tbsp 151 Rum and filled the rest with soda to form the Eastern Block favorite Red Oktober.




Cute drink. This evening I shall be intermixing shots of Bacardi 151 followed by Coca-Cola with Screwdrivers, and also some Rum & Cokes spaced in there. We also will be making some Irish Carbombs which includes 1/3 oz. Irish Whiskey, 1/3 oz. Kahlua, 1/3 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream, and finished with 1 pint of Guinness. Tonight may turn out to be interesting.

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