Skrewdriver? Jeesuz.
Before waking your ass up I mixed 2 oz Cherry Brandy,1 oz Orange Vodka, 1 tbsp 151 Rum and filled the rest with soda to form the Eastern Block favorite Red Oktober. And yes.. I garnished this with a cherry.
The gf passed out from her mixture. Now am chugging down brewskies like tomorrows not happing.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.