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#571041 - 10/17/12 01:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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It's Barry O. Randy Orton's uncle, I think. Jobber in WWF in the 80's. IIRC he was also a target of the pink mafia in the F.
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#571048 - 10/17/12 02:52 PM
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Not a quote from the board but a funny nonetheless.
"Personally,I don't listen to country music,but I wouldn't denigrate those who do. For those who do listen to country music,denigrate means 'put down'."
Bob Newhart(from an old stand-up routine)
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#571115 - 10/18/12 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"And he has the Michael Jackson disease. The skin one, not the one that makes you molest kids."-jigaloo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571129 - 10/18/12 09:40 PM
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#571155 - 10/19/12 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Mmmm. Donkey Punch.
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#571311 - 10/21/12 12:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"I look at the world differently now and feel sorry for girls with real tits. What took me so long? I love this shit!!"-gia jordan
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#571540 - 10/22/12 01:52 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Angry group this weekend. plucked from the Hemorrhoids thread.
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#571542 - 10/22/12 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I don't make the news, I just report it.
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#571543 - 10/22/12 01:58 PM
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you nailed it.
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#571864 - 10/27/12 04:18 PM
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"We ration our rationality."
---Barry The Pirate
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#572808 - 11/04/12 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"I want a fuck cabin with a hot tub time machine."-the meat
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#573305 - 11/08/12 07:24 PM
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Barry, you need to get a mold of that. You know damn well Barack O' Bonga would be a hot seller. - jerkules
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#573309 - 11/08/12 07:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Thank you.
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#574038 - 11/15/12 10:00 PM
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J.B.
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"Just bottled the first botch of my drinks"
--Alex Panzer, being uncharacteristically accurate
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#574045 - 11/15/12 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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70some flavors. I'm looking forward to Tampon.
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#574048 - 11/15/12 11:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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"Just bottled the first botch of my drinks"
--Alex Panzer, being uncharacteristically accurate Lol. Awesome.
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#574315 - 11/18/12 07:19 AM
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J.B.
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"I would never trust any piece of technology that sounds like it was named after a feminine hygiene product.'
---The Unknown Pervert
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#574641 - 11/19/12 09:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"nice tits" - Figgs. Nice to have you back as well...
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#574653 - 11/20/12 12:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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thanks, and its great to be back.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#575087 - 11/24/12 09:50 AM
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J.B.
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"All the pretentious nonsense is just a means to drive prices up anyway and very boring."
--Pipsqueak, XPT's leading purveyor of boring, pretentious nonsense
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#575096 - 11/24/12 11:50 AM
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J.B.
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Looks like I touched a nerve. . .
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#575097 - 11/24/12 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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You two need to get a room already.
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#575099 - 11/24/12 12:24 PM
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J.B.
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Oh, Joy. Another Whaaaaaaaaaa-fest from Stewie. What's the matter, snookums? Can't con another shrink into thinking you're a woman?
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#575103 - 11/24/12 12:50 PM
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#575105 - 11/24/12 01:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It's the biggest weekend of college football season. You men should be arguing about football, not...nothing.
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#575106 - 11/24/12 01:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Too bad college football aint football. It is just fodder for degenerates that would be better off gambling on coin flips. Point spreads of 33 and over/unders of 79.5 are just ludacris.
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#575112 - 11/24/12 01:53 PM
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I'm supposed to be wounded by this. . . how? Everyone knew that was me except the Donkey. To this day, he probably still thinks it was Speigler. It's the biggest weekend of college football season. You men should be arguing about football, not...nothing. Too bad college football aint football. I haven't watched a college game in years. Now, if this were Sunday, I'd be inclined to agree. Since it's not, I'll sit here swilling cider, watching Stewie swing and miss.
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#575113 - 11/24/12 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"I’ve heard lots of things about her. Nothing bad, just all crazy stuff."
"She can do crazy stuff with her asshole."-christie stevens interview question on lib regarding amy brooke
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#575115 - 11/24/12 02:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"No offense to you, but I'm gonna stab this guy." -A friend.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#575129 - 11/24/12 06:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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We're all boring and pretentious. Just a matter of degrees- Barry, just now, being pretentious and boring about pretentiousness and boredom.
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#575154 - 11/24/12 11:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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$2500? It's not it's Ricky Morton's dentures. I laughed like a tard and I aint even tokin.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#575236 - 11/25/12 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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We been on the road for 18 hours. Need a bath...some chow....then you and me sit down...we talk about who dies. Great way to end that episode. I can't wait until next week.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#575324 - 11/26/12 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"From the "Be Careful What You Wish For" files:
Alex, you should provide us with a daily log of your activities with the corresponding timeline. This would be win-win as it would appeal to your narcissism and will provide additional ridicule fodder for the rest of us. Create a new thread in this forum: The Daily Panzer or Quotidian Boris for example.
12:00:00 Woke up 12:00:30 Jerked off to tranny enema porn and saved my jizz in my favorite old-school enema bulb. 13:00:00 Microwaved some disgusting frozen food and ate it as quickly as possible (with a picture) 13:02:00 Bought a bunch of pointless domain names that I will never use. etc. etc.
Be sure to include lots of photos and commentary. You like to over share everything about your life, it would be interesting to see the time commitment involved in these activities." -kingfish
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#575330 - 11/26/12 11:01 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Thanks for the props, frankie
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#575334 - 11/27/12 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"12:00:30 Jerked off to tranny enema porn and saved my jizz in my favorite old-school enema bulb."
this was the funniest part.^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#575337 - 11/27/12 08:30 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Don't suggest THAT to Alex, he might actually do it.
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#575530 - 11/29/12 07:50 PM
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Funny how it's always the broke guys so concerned about my financial well-being.
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#577352 - 12/16/12 04:31 PM
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What a bunch of abnormal weirdos.
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#577393 - 12/16/12 09:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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We got Monday's QOTD already I think if I was wanting a hot tranny I'd just call for Dana DeArmond and save a little.
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#577399 - 12/16/12 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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that reminds me, I need to post in the shoutbox.
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#577405 - 12/16/12 10:31 PM
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"In a society choking with biker wannabes, Crips, Bloods, 50Centses, douchebags in Affliction shirts, SEALS, meth freaks, the Foxxes, Walter White, wiggers, Niggers and rock climbing riggers,it take Anonymous to stand up to (Westboro)? Pat yourself on the back America."
---Barry the Pirate
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#577434 - 12/17/12 11:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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To Westboro. Oops. I liked the rhyming. If I had any creativity, everything would rhyme.
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#577444 - 12/17/12 01:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I knew you were a closet Jesse Jackson wannabe.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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