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i'm sure he's been fired from assembling subs for having an erection serving teenage boys, but it's possible he's just a pedophile with lee jeans and blindingly-white cross-trainers.

whatever, i'm going soft. he's cut the genitals off a 13-year old asian boy and ritually-devoured them. i owe you wine, jaded.



Damn It... he was PHILLIPINO!! Not Asian!!!!

And I ain't no cross-training mutha fucka, I wear Air Jordans circa 1992!

I still want Krystal Steals contact info!