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#187051 - 08/18/06 03:29 PM Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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#187052 - 08/18/06 05:38 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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Hey I remember this story. There was a similar incident where a man from the Middle East was forced to marry a Camel when he was found having sex with it. Amazingly, in some Middle Eastern Countries, they have whore houses for camels (I'm not kidding).

And in India there was a girl forced to marry a dog. As much as i'd like it acceptable if human females and dogs could legally marry, this story didn't sit well because the girl was 9 years old and the dog was one of those street dogs (in this case, village runaway dog). She got divorced from the dog after 2 days of marriage.

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#187053 - 08/18/06 06:05 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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l She got divorced from the dog after 2 days of marriage.



WTF? I thought it was forbidden to get divorced in those countries. I can hear her saying " My ex-husband is a dog."
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#187054 - 08/18/06 06:15 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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WTF? I thought it was forbidden to get divorced in those countries. I can hear her saying " My ex-husband is a dog."




She was forced to get married to the dog because supposedly, the dad was told that there was a curse in the family, and the only way to lift the curse was to marry a dog.

She however said she will continue to take care of the K9.
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#187055 - 08/18/06 06:25 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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#187056 - 08/18/06 06:32 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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Sorry, dude. The only person here who gets away with posting non-sensical pics unrelated to the topic (except in some bizzare esoteric way) is my darling Loopnode.
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#187057 - 08/18/06 06:37 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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oops, my bad.
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#187058 - 08/18/06 06:58 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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(by the way ...luv yr new avatar pic thing gia!)
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#187059 - 08/18/06 07:06 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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Sorry, dude. The only person here who gets away with posting non-sensical pics unrelated to the topic (except in some bizzare esoteric way) is my darling Loopnode.



gia regulating, dont fuck with gians jergen.
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#187060 - 08/18/06 07:14 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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#187061 - 08/18/06 07:57 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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Sorry, dude. The only person here who gets away with posting non-sensical pics unrelated to the topic (except in some bizzare esoteric way) is my darling Loopnode




to be honest tho Gia, my pic was Lindsay Lohan with a "red rocket" and was supposed to somehow directly synch to what loop was speaking of in the prior post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvNMZU1gkY



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#187062 - 08/18/06 08:14 PM Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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Sorry, dude. The only person here who gets away with posting non-sensical pics unrelated to the topic (except in some bizzare esoteric way) is my darling Loopnode.




hehe, Gia is too cool
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