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#18699 - 03/21/04 01:30 PM Question for Jeff steward
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Have a question for jeff. I am a little confused on the recent signing of ashley blue to a contract. I mean to me it seems like you are buying a cow when you could get the milk for free. Just seems a little strange to lock up ashley to a contract when you could just hire her for one off projects without the financial risk, i mean if you have a jenna jameson type porn star , one that you know you will make a profit from it makes sense to lock her up to a contract but i question ashley's bankablity. From your very concerned accountant frank steinburg. I guess thats why my business smelly monkey productions is thriving at the moment. Also would you consider locking up sammura to a deal. I think you could squeeze a 4 picture deal from her for a plastic ashtray and a can of coke.
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#18700 - 03/21/04 02:49 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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AND HE CAN GET YOU MOTHER FOR A HIT OF METH BITCH!
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#18701 - 03/21/04 03:49 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Have a question for jeff. I am a little confused on the recent signing of ashley blue to a contract. I mean to me it seems like you are buying a cow when you could get the milk for free. Just seems a little strange to lock up ashley to a contract when you could just hire her for one off projects without the financial risk, i mean if you have a jenna jameson type porn star , one that you know you will make a profit from it makes sense to lock her up to a contract but i question ashley's bankablity. From your very concerned accountant frank steinburg. I guess thats why my business smelly monkey productions is thriving at the moment. Also would you consider locking up sammura to a deal. I think you could squeeze a 4 picture deal from her for a plastic ashtray and a can of coke.






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#18702 - 03/21/04 04:04 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Jeff, have a question for you. is monkey just pandering to you or trying to push some buttons. maybe he thinks his inane battles with sammura are actually entertaining, do you find them as clever as he does? please let him know what you truly think.. is he an incredably lonely bitch who need to be gag factorized? maybe he's disgruntled cum mopper....hmmmm

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#18703 - 03/21/04 04:05 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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WOW smut i think you are missing something from that post, your trademark telling people what turns you and only you on in porn. It feels empty without it. Here, come and give me a nice solid hug, we can cry together, laugh together and comfort each other until the sun comes up, then i can pick nits from your hair and eat them in a very spiritual way, right?.
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#18704 - 03/21/04 04:21 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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ramblings of a lonely homo

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#18705 - 03/21/04 04:21 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Jeff, have a question for you. is monkey just pandering to you or trying to push some buttons. maybe he thinks his inane battles with sammura are actually entertaining, do you find them as clever as he does? please let him know what you truly think.. is he an incredably lonely bitch who need to be gag factorized? maybe he's disgruntled cum mopper....hmmmm





It is a serious question. I am not trying to push buttons this time, and there isn't anything that can be classed as clever as long as sammura is involved. i would say mildly humorous to me. Which is who i am here to amuse as stated many times before. Well two things. 1) to amuse myself and 2) to be hated by all.
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#18706 - 03/21/04 04:23 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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ramblings of a lonely homo





I see you have a whole lot going on in your life at the moment lurid. Please teach me how to live a life as productive as yours.
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#18707 - 03/21/04 04:24 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Quote:

Jeff, have a question for you. is monkey just pandering to you or trying to push some buttons. maybe he thinks his inane battles with sammura are actually entertaining, do you find them as clever as he does? please let him know what you truly think.. is he an incredably lonely bitch who need to be gag factorized? maybe he's disgruntled cum mopper....hmmmm





It is a serious question. I am not trying to push buttons this time, and there isn't anything that can be classed as clever as long as sammura is involved. i would say mildly humorous to me. Which is who i am here to amuse as stated many times before. Well two things. 1) to amuse myself and 2) to be hated by all.




i don't hate you, i pity you... isn't that better?


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#18708 - 03/21/04 04:31 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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he is sad isn;t he. he think talking about sucking other man cock makes him cool, he thinks he is the star on the board even tho same few people post on here all the time.. then you got the monkey ass kissers who think buy loling at his jokes and talking just as dumb as him will hopfully get them in at the next pornstar party at a convention. or hopefully put them in the next 600 per scene piss video.. what a fucking joke
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#18709 - 03/21/04 04:34 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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he is sad isn;t he. he think talking about sucking other man cock makes him cool, he thinks he is the star on the board even tho same few people post on here all the time.. then you got the monkey ass kissers who think buy loling at his jokes and talking just as dumb as him will hopfully get them in at the next pornstar party at a convention. or hopefully put them in the next 600 per scene piss video.. what a fucking joke





hey your monkey ban lasted about an hour, also why do you want me to call you so badly?. 1 PM about it is enough 10 is a tad desperate.
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#18710 - 03/21/04 04:38 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
tad desperate. monkey mindlessness , monkey can't quit can't let it go, monkey gay

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#18711 - 03/21/04 07:26 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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NOW HES LYING ABOUT ME PMING HIM
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#18712 - 03/21/04 08:53 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Seems like everyone has responded to this post except the person it was targeted for. Jeff , if you read it would love to hear what you have to say SM. PAI.
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#18713 - 03/22/04 05:35 AM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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hey Jeff, if you read this don't bother responding to the silly baby monkey

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#18714 - 03/22/04 05:38 AM Re: Question for Jeff steward
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
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MAYBE BECAUSE SHITTY MONKEY IS NOT IMPORTANT TO THE INDUSTRY LIKE HE THINK HE IS?
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#18715 - 03/22/04 06:23 AM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Registered: 10/29/03
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WOW smut i think you are missing something from that post, your trademark telling people what turns you and only you on in porn.




honestly monkey, sometimes I think you're the only one who actually understands my pornographic needs. thanks for really listening to my pleas and cries for hugs.
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#18716 - 03/22/04 07:29 AM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Seems like everyone has responded to this post except the person it was targeted for. Jeff , if you read it would love to hear what you have to say SM. PAI.




This thread is so far off topic why should I bother.The monkey is a funny guy,he acts like hes a friend but then tries to ruin my board.Thanks.He must be in bed with those fucking assholes at ADT.Whatever dude,now I know what your all about.
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#18717 - 03/22/04 08:01 AM Re: Question for Jeff steward
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
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I see you have a whole lot going on in your life at the moment lurid. Please teach me how to live a life as productive as yours.





I feel a lot of projection in the post above.

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#18718 - 03/22/04 01:47 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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This thread is so far off topic why should I bother.The monkey is a funny guy,he acts like hes a friend but then tries to ruin my board.Thanks.He must be in bed with those fucking assholes at ADT.Whatever dude,now I know what your all about.





It was a serious question until people of the board took it in a different direction, the top post was a serious question, and me ruin the board are you kidding?.
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#18719 - 03/22/04 03:48 PM Re: Question for Jeff steward
Lurid1 Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
amazing how the monkey knows exactly the right thing to say and stay one step above.. fascinating... (mr.spock referance)

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