poor smelly monkey (sniffle) what lurks behind the facade? are these posts the senseless acts of desperation a cry for help from a totally frustrated soul. judging by the passion with which he takes to this board could this signify a person needing to get laid?

I feel a lot of projection in the post above. Truth is the majority of regulars probably need to get laid more, yourself included. In terms of class and personality i think your a perfect match for sammura, if you can cough up $200 you could make that dream a reality. I'm sure she might even do you a deal considering you share a common interest, hating the monkey.

YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THAT FACT THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WISH YOU WERE DEAD. AND DON;T ACT LIKE I,M THE ONLY PORN HO THAT SELLS ASS FOR A LIVING. YOU FUCKING STALKER.. STOP STUDING ME SO FUCKING HARD.. BET YOU GOT MY SITE BOOKMARKED BITCH!

STOP PMING ME BITCH

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So do you ummmm, wanna umm, maybe fool around a little?. (monkey unzips pants and shows his giant 3 inch errect penis). Wanna umm touch it or something?.

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lol.That was funny.
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Yes chico it was, because i wrote it. I sent it to her in a private message hoping it would stay private. I guess she doesn't value the privacy in our marriage as much as i do.