It's Barry O. Randy Orton's uncle, I think. Jobber in WWF in the 80's. IIRC he was also a target of the pink mafia in the F.

Not a quote from the board but a funny nonetheless.


"Personally,I don't listen to country music,but I wouldn't denigrate those who do. For those who do listen to country music,denigrate means 'put down'."

Bob Newhart(from an old stand-up routine)

"And he has the Michael Jackson disease. The skin one, not the one that makes you molest kids."-jigaloo

“I just opted to stay in a good place, a happy place..."

---Ann Romney, recalling her Donkey Punch days

Mmmm. Donkey Punch.

"I look at the world differently now and feel sorry for girls with real tits. What took me so long? I love this shit!!"-gia jordan

plucked from the Hemorrhoids thread.

I don't make the news, I just report it.

you nailed it.

"We ration our rationality."

---Barry The Pirate

"I want a fuck cabin with a hot tub time machine."-the meat

- jerkules

Thank you.

"Just bottled the first botch of my drinks"

--Alex Panzer, being uncharacteristically accurate

70some flavors. I'm looking forward to Tampon.

Lol. Awesome.

"I don't want squash right now. I want an animal in my mouth." - my bf.

"I would never trust any piece of technology that sounds like it was named after a feminine hygiene product.'

---The Unknown Pervert

"nice tits" - Figgs. Nice to have you back as well...

thanks, and its great to be back.

"All the pretentious nonsense is just a means to drive prices up anyway and very boring."

--Pipsqueak, XPT's leading purveyor of boring, pretentious nonsense

Let's say there's someone who sheltered a whore he defended all over Onlinia in his apartment here.
What do they do, watch "From Dusk Till Dawn," released in the year the whore had stuff to offer?
Or will the whore lock the room she sleeps in from the inside at night?
Whatever they do, the pseudo knight will go on and on how he did shit for people no one else really cares for - whores. That's very boring.

Looks like I touched a nerve. . .

You two need to get a room already.

Jimster's just lost in his armour. He'll carry on, even without the forgotten cause. Push, push, hush, shush.

Oh, Joy. Another Whaaaaaaaaaa-fest from Stewie. What's the matter, snookums? Can't con another shrink into thinking you're a woman?

Take your reading comprehension and strangle it to death. A lame inversion, a very tired line and it's all a comic again. Have fun.

It's all good, it'll all be okay, Felt-Up Mark.

It's the biggest weekend of college football season. You men should be arguing about football, not...nothing.

Too bad college football aint football. It is just fodder for degenerates that would be better off gambling on coin flips. Point spreads of 33 and over/unders of 79.5 are just ludacris.

Men in tights - nah. A pair around the broken neck of knightingay's rotting corpse as a compliment to a bloody coat hanger in his gender-confused ass would be okay though.

I'm supposed to be wounded by this. . . how? Everyone knew that was me except the Donkey. To this day, he probably still thinks it was Speigler.







I haven't watched a college game in years. Now, if this were Sunday, I'd be inclined to agree. Since it's not, I'll sit here swilling cider, watching Stewie swing and miss.

"I’ve heard lots of things about her. Nothing bad, just all crazy stuff."

"She can do crazy stuff with her asshole."-christie stevens interview question on lib regarding amy brooke

"No offense to you, but I'm gonna stab this guy." -A friend.

We're all boring and pretentious. Just a matter of degrees- Barry, just now, being pretentious and boring about pretentiousness and boredom.

I laughed like a tard and I aint even tokin.

Great way to end that episode. I can't wait until next week.

"From the "Be Careful What You Wish For" files:

Alex, you should provide us with a daily log of your activities with the corresponding timeline. This would be win-win as it would appeal to your narcissism and will provide additional ridicule fodder for the rest of us. Create a new thread in this forum: The Daily Panzer or Quotidian Boris for example.

12:00:00 Woke up
12:00:30 Jerked off to tranny enema porn and saved my jizz in my favorite old-school enema bulb.
13:00:00 Microwaved some disgusting frozen food and ate it as quickly as possible (with a picture)
13:02:00 Bought a bunch of pointless domain names that I will never use.
etc. etc.

Be sure to include lots of photos and commentary. You like to over share everything about your life, it would be interesting to see the time commitment involved in these activities." -kingfish

Thanks for the props, frankie

"12:00:30 Jerked off to tranny enema porn and saved my jizz in my favorite old-school enema bulb."

this was the funniest part.^

Don't suggest THAT to Alex, he might actually do it.

"I am proud to be plastic." -Lacey Wildd

We got Monday's QOTD already

that reminds me, I need to post in the shoutbox.

"In a society choking with biker wannabes, Crips, Bloods, 50Centses, douchebags in Affliction shirts, SEALS, meth freaks, the Foxxes, Walter White, wiggers, Niggers and rock climbing riggers,it take Anonymous to stand up to (Westboro)? Pat yourself on the back America."

---Barry the Pirate

To Westboro. Oops. I liked the rhyming. If I had any creativity, everything would rhyme.

I knew you were a closet Jesse Jackson wannabe.