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You think if I pay a straight guy he would let me suck him off? How much do you think it would take?



I call bullshit, but in the spirit of being a good host I can refer you to two "straight" regulars around here who might be your cup of tea. One will cost you airfare and services at a premium (he's busy), the other'll do it for whatever a meth hit costs and he'll let your mom pee on him. On second thought, you can seek them out for yourself.